GUEST SERVICES - TOI

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Yes, I assume it will be open sooner rather than later.

[soba]

... I can't trash it, right?

[ he's like

a little mad ]

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[ she blinks ]

As nothing in that room is permanent, if you feel the need to take out your stress in any way, I would actually rather it be in there.

[soba]

Noted.

[ ... ]

You should probably tell that to everyone else.

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I am highly doubtful they would listen to me.

[ smh ]

[soba]

Maybe if you threaten not to clean up after us, they will?

[ ... probably not ]

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[ just stares ]

[soba]

Well.

Maybe you can try.

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I left a note on the pipe organ.

[ it's been a week and she's still mad ]

[soba]

Maybe you can be more aggressive?

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I would never injure a guest.

[

that is probably not what he meant ]

[soba]

[ that's not what he meant

but ]

If you would, is there anyone you might consider injuring? Hypothetically speaking.

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[ ... she thinks about it for perhaps an uncomfortably long time ]

... Not gravely.

[soba]

[ he nods solemnly. ]

See? That's fair.

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[ she tilts her head a bit, one ear flopped down and the other straight up ]

It is?

[soba]

I get that this is your job, but... shit still sucks, so it's fine if everyone gets on your nerves.

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[ she hums a little ]

Not all guests are so terrible.

[soba]

Do you have friends?

[ that isn't mean to be an insult to her but ]

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I believe friendship between the guests and the staff to be ill advised.

[ that's a not? probably? ]

[soba]

That doesn't mean it can't happen.

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[ she shrugs ]

I suppose I have not disabused guests of the notion if they wish to believe us friends.

[ but she still hasn't called anyone by name so like ]

[soba]

[ hm... ]

Well, that makes sense.

[ he Understands ]

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[ they're same brand? she nods ]

Have you made friends with your fellow guests?

[ this is a thing to ask someone who just watched one of them die but listen ]

[soba]

No.

[ anya annoyed toi into agreeing to be friends with her and like two days later she died. he is never making another friend again. ]

I don't talk to anyone enough for that.

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Perhaps it is easier that way, in these circumstances.

[ peach might talk about human connections but plum doesn't believe in them so she's not about to call him out ]