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[cluedin]

She's Pr*ncess P*ach, just, y'know, a baby!

[ the game has now loaded, so, she points to the character select menu. ]

[soba]

... why.

[ why.

but he picks toad.


oh, excuse me. t*ad ]

[cluedin]

What do you mean, why? You're the one who chose the game!

[ immediately picking r*inbow r*ad on stage select btw ]

[soba]

It doesn't mean I have to be happy about it.

[ why would you ruin any chance of cr happening immediately ]

[cluedin]

[ IT'S THE ONLY STAGE I KNOW OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD also pumpkin is a shit ]

You, like, never seem happy anyway, dude!

[soba]

Why would anyone be happy here?

[ it's terrible ]

[cluedin]

I mean, I live here, so like...

[ she's biased ]

[soba]

You can dislike somewhere you live, you know. That doesn't mean anything.

[cluedin]

[ while the pre-race cutscene showing all the (censored) racers plays, she turns to look at him, her tail flicking once ]

Are you saying that 'cause you don't like your home?

[soba]

... no, I like it.

[ he'd want to stay there. ]