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[soba]

Do you get a break?

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What is a ... "break".

[ dramatic ]

[soba]

I know it's a joke, but that also feels too real.

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I have never joked once in my life.

[ solemn. is it a joke if it's real ]

[soba]

[ he nods ]

How could I suggest something so offensive.

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I will forgive your transgression this once. [ nodding back. still dramatically ]

[soba]

I will do my best not to disappoint you ever again.

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[ pft. ]

You have my deepest thanks for your efforts.

[soba]

You don't need bribes?

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[ she puts a hand to her chin ]

... That depends. What bribes did you have in mind?

[soba]

[ hmmm ]

Snacks?

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[ she peers at him ]

... What snacks?

[soba]

[ hm ]

... what kind are you thinking of?

[ stop trying to cheat ]

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[ she seems to find it funny though ... ]

I am a vegetarian. If you ever thought bribing me necessary.