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[soba]

That's usually the kind of thing that losers say.

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What about if it's true, huh? It could totally be true.

[soba]

[ he raises an eyebrow ]

Is it true?

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Is this the face of someone who'd make something up just because?

[soba]

[ he leans over to pull her ear

it's like, a gentle yank, at least, more meant to just be annoying than to actually hurt her ]

Yes.

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[Even if it's gentle there's a surprised and startled kind of meow.]

Hey! Now that's just rude.

[soba]

[ he blinks ]

Did you meow?

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...no. Why would I do that? [>_>]

[soba]

It sounded like you did...

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Maybe you're just hearing things now after being in this house for so long. It does have a way of tricking people.

[soba]

Huh? You think so? Maybe.

[ he hates you so much ]

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It's totally plausible! It happens all the time. [There's a very quick nod.] ...whatever, let's just reset and keep going.

[soba]

Uh huh. Right. Totally resetting.

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You could at least humor me instead of being mean.

[soba]

But it was kind of funny.

[ cat... ]

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It's embarrassing! I'm not even a cat...

[soba]

You're like, part cat.

[ it counts. ]

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Can you prove that?

[soba]

Can you give me a mirror?

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Don't be mean! Just because a person looks a certain way doesn't mean that's what they are! [She's not even mad she's just busy arguing for the sake of it.]

[soba]

So you just not want to be a furry?

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It's not really that. It's just...it's complicated, okay? Sort of like your kappa thing, but not.

[soba]

I explained the kappa thing to you.

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Okay fine, yes, but it's a little weirder than the kappa thing. Doesn't that count for anything?

[soba]

No.