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[soba]

... well, considering what this group is like, I think they'd die before they give up.

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As morbid as it sounds, that seems to be what's been happening anyway. So I think you're probably right.

[soba]

So, I guess the answer is to keep going for people who are stubborn as hell, if we fuck it up.

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There's a reason this group is rowdier than most. But like. In a good way and not a bloodthirsty way like other groups have been.

[soba]

[ my paid is dead so i'm stuck with all kappa icons i'm crying ]

Good thing we got rid of the weird horse guy early on.

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[Listen we're dropping literally all of these when CRAU starts anyway it's fine.]

...Mr. Valentini had some very...interesting hobbies. I was trying to find a polite way to tell him I couldn't get him a freezer to potentially store and preserve heads.

[soba]

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He wanted to do what.

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Yeah it was a whole...thing. But we're not often allowed to say no to guests, so actually it was almost a relief when he died? But don't tell anyone I said that.

[soba]

I don't think anyone would hold it against you.

[ they would probably be more concerned if she said the opposite ]

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Well, Mr. Valentini might have and then it'd be my head in my freezer. Not that Plum couldn't sew it back on but I'd rather, like, not.

[soba]

I think everyone would have had more of a heart attack than usual if we found you like that weeks ago.

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That's sort of sweet. To be honest we were almost expecting it but all of you turned out to be pretty nice in the end.

[soba]

Did it happen before...?

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I've never lost my head before, but people weren't always so nice to us...

[soba]

I'm not surprised about not at the beginning [ they were also assholes then ] but through the whole thing?

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Yes. Not every group had people willing to be friends with us. The others sort of got used to it.

[soba]

... I guess that might explain some of your attitudes, especially at the start.

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Call it a defense mechanism? [A shrug.] I don't blame them, but I do apologize if it made things difficult!

[soba]

Well, it's not like I expected anything from you.

[ and then he still made friends with them but it's fine ]

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I'll be sure to keep that in mind, sir.

[soba]

Don't call me that!!

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Kuji! Sorry! Gah, I forget sometimes....[except there's a grin that says maybe it wasn't entirely out of forgetfulness.]

[soba]

I'm getting a spray bottle.

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Don't be mean! It was an honest mistake!

[soba]

Maybe I just want to help your sister clean.

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