GUEST SERVICES - TOI

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[soba]

[ hmmm ]

You didn't answer the first question though.

So if it breaks, and you're not sure if you'll be able to fix it, does that mean we might only have a one time chance to talk to your boss?

[cluedin]

That is possible, sir. Which is why I said it would be best to only ring it if you are confident its call will be heard.

[soba]

[ how the fuck would you know that ]

Right...

Also, drop the sir.

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[ :) ]

I will consider it.

[ she will not ]

[soba]

Do you accept bribes?

[ BRIBES TO

STOP CALLING HIM SIR ]

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I doubt there is anything you could offer me that I could want, sir.

[ s i r. but also toi has nothing what is he gonna do ]

[soba]

[ IT'S NOT HIS FAULT SOMEONE LOST HIS STUFF ]

What the hell kind of establishment doesn't accept bribes...

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[ hey she didn't arrange for transportation!!! ]

You may have better luck bribing my sisters.

[soba]

[ what did master blue use, delta airlines??? ]

Both of them?

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[ cause we're Delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare 🎶 ]

Peach is more... indulgent, while Pumpkin enjoys any distraction. They may consider your bribes.

[soba]

Good to know.

Although right now you're the problem.

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Yes. That is quite unfortunate.

[ she offers no help whatsoever ]

[soba]

You are so helpful.

[ she has actually been kind of helpful but he's still annoyed ]

[cluedin]

My apologies. Is there anything else I can do for you?

[ a beat ]

Sir?

[soba]

Do you think you're funny?!

[cluedin]

I would never dare be so presumptuous.

[soba]

So, yeah. You do.

[cluedin]

Of course. I spend my days thinking of nothing but my next funny joke. Do you feel "pranked" yet?

[soba]

[ i don't know how to tell you this but this read as a homestuck character ]

Stop being annoying.

Why do you dislike working here?

[cluedin]

[ and then I never tagged francia again..... ]

You misunderstand. I don't dislike working here. Of course I have my grievances, but so does anyone who holds a service position. [ that said, she pauses. ] Though right now, my grievances would be with guests breaking everything.

[soba]

[ you know i'm right ]

I don't know why you expected otherwise.

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I expect nothing of guests as a rule. That does not mean I was any less let down.

[soba]

If everything gets fixed then they're just going to keep doing it.

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I cannot leave the Master's house in disrepair.

[ what is she?? Pumpkin??? ]

[soba]

Well, then you're stuck in an impasse.