GUEST SERVICES - JIN LING

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So you're a witch if you practice witchcraft and a demon if you're cultivating demonic activity? I think I get it. [...] What does that make you then? If you've practiced and stuff, what do you really do?

[goldpeony]

[He's ?? about the witch stuff.] You're basically a demon. The resentful energy will consume you, and you won't ever be yourself again. It's exactly what this Master Blue is doing, I'd bet.

I'm a Jin Sect disciple of cultivation! I go on Night Hunts and get rid of ghosts, or walking corpses, or train my dog, Fairy.

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Master Blue is not a demon! [That's rude!] How do you even know who yourself really is after a while? Doesn't that person change as they grow?

[...wait.] ...your dog's name is Fairy? [That's. That's kind of cute, hold on.]

[goldpeony]

Growing doesn't mean being someone completely differe--!

[Oh. Well, despite getting highly embarrassed and mad about most things, he doesn't at all understand any gentle teasing about his dog's name.]

Yes. She was Little Fairy, but she's big now, so I can't call her that.

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[She flicks her tail because she has an argument for that, but now they're talking about a dog and she's happier with that.]

But Little Fairy's cuter...I'm sure she wouldn't mind!

[goldpeony]

[No wonder Ayabe gets everything from Peach. They’re the same damn person.]

No. Little Fairy is a puppy name, and she isn’t a puppy anymore. Her name is just Fairy.

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You can't just change someone's name just because they're a little older now. That's taking away an important part of them.

[That's correct, Peach loves Ayabe. It's awful.]

[goldpeony]

I'm not changing it! I'm only taking "Little" away because she isn't little anymore! It's--mm, like her Courtesy Name! Fairy instead of Little Fairy.

[Hate that.]

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But what if she wants to be thought of as little though? [ANNA I HOPE YOU DIDNT HAVE A SERIOUS POINT TO THIS PC BECAUSE THIS IS NOW JUST TWO IDIOTS.]

[goldpeony]

[IT WAS JUST FOR THE SAFFRON REALLY IM CRYING]

She wouldn't! She's a fearless, strong spiritual dog! She would want to be seen as mature and powerful! Just like Missile.

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[HE HAS IT POST-THIS THREAD SO NOW ITS JUST DOG ARGUING.]

Missile's a pomeranian though. Do you think he's very powerful?

[goldpeony]

[I can't believe two cats are arguing about dogs.]

So? [He doesn't know what tf a pomeranian is.] He's powerful! He's a good dog! He said he has Tricks.

[That's like, very good training, right?]

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Have you ever seen these tricks though? [Peach has no idea that this is tricks with a capital T but like. Rolling over and playing dead isn't exactly powerful to her!!] He is a good dog though...

[goldpeony]

No... but it doesn't matter. He's a good dog, and I wouldn't call him Little Missile either.

[So there.]

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A little Missile would just be a bullet anyway and he doesn't look like a Bullet. [But alright, alright.]

...I don't know how to show Ash a dream, but if I think of anything I'll let you know. Okay?

[goldpeony]

[His face 100% says, "What the fuck is a bullet?" really.]

Fine. If you can't, just forget it.

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Just be patient! We'll do our best to figure out something. [Can you believe that a few days later he gets a bundle of dynamite? Amazing.]