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IC PROFILES
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Please remember that all information on these placards will be IC information, so please fill this in as you see fit. Though you're 100% free to shitpost to your heart's content, please remember that everything written will be taken as IC knowledge by the characters in-game. Please note: these profiles are not IC knowledge until stated so in-game.
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AGE: ###
HEIGHT: ###
WEIGHT: ###
OCCUPATION: ###
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: ###
HEIGHT: ###
WEIGHT: ###
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EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: ###
Thanks DW for cucking my original pretty code!! Anyway this is where you put whatever you want about your character. Give us their life story, write an in-character monologue, copypaste your favorite #mood tweet for them here. There's a joke to be made here about Blue's Clues and Mad Dog Majima but please have mercy on me I'm tired and my eyes hurt.
Doggo ipsum noodle horse ruff doggo heck shooberino shoober he made many woofs, most angery pupper I have ever seen very good spot blop very hand that feed shibe puggo. Shibe such treat yapper blep doggorino what a nice floof you are doing me a frighten.
Doggo ipsum noodle horse ruff doggo heck shooberino shoober he made many woofs, most angery pupper I have ever seen very good spot blop very hand that feed shibe puggo. Shibe such treat yapper blep doggorino what a nice floof you are doing me a frighten.
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no subject
HEIGHT: 5'0"/152cm without the ears
WEIGHT: Light as a feather, stiff as a board
OCCUPATION: Cutler (that's cook & butler! ❤︎)
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: long naps in the sun, mastering recipes immediately, being very positive!
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'/152cm without the ears
WEIGHT: Light as a feather, stiff as a board
OCCUPATION: Housekeeper, unfortunately.
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Actually doing her job, constant deadpan.
PUMPKIN;
HEIGHT: 5'/152cm without the ears
WEIGHT: Light as a feather, stiff as a board
OCCUPATION: "groundskeeper", allegedly
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: avoiding doing her job, playing games with her custom touchscreen gardening gloves.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 140 lbs
OCCUPATION: Professional thief
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Can identify any coffee bean on sight. Cannot replicate cute latte art.
Guts: Lionhearted
Proficiency: Transcendent
Kindness: Angelic
Charm: Debonair
Ability to run on a treadmill without falling flat on his face: Nonexistent
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'10" / 178cm
WEIGHT: 145lbs / 65kg
OCCUPATION: Photographer
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Photoshop, melodramatics, time cubes
no subject
HEIGHT: 165cm / 5'4"
WEIGHT: 48kg / 105lbs
OCCUPATION: student, drug dealer, kappa
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: singing, soccer, delinquency, eating cucumbers, sumo wrestling
ONEEEEGAAAAIIII
no subject
HEIGHT: 188 cm (6'2")
WEIGHT: 77 kg (170 lbs)
OCCUPATION: King of all bums
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Making Brilith tired
Bum Kim, Reading Kim, Goody-Goody Kim, Art Kim, Gag Kim, Good-Eye Kim, Gluttonous Kim, Folding-Screen Kim, Fishing Kim, Mari Kim, Cleaner Kim, and others.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'8"
WEIGHT: 140 lbs
OCCUPATION: The Avatar of Greed
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: winning money, losing money, crying about money, thinking about money, begging people for money, sleeping on money, being in love with money, stealing people's stuff to sell for money
Clothing $250
Money I owe to witches $800
Absolutely useless things that I need $3,600,000
Student Council fees $140
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
no subject
HEIGHT: 178cm / 5'10"
WEIGHT: 64kg / 141lbs
OCCUPATION: Detective
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Biking, bouldering, reasoning, terrible life choices that come back to kick his ass when he least expects it.
Takes it to the bathroom and sleeps with it on the other pillow by his face.
no subject
HEIGHT: 6'0"
WEIGHT: 180
OCCUPATION: Firefighter
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Firefighter with robot piloting skills, emergency medical training, in depth fire and rescue knowledge, physical fitness, and the ability to never die. Skilled at eating large amounts of pizza, giving speeches, annoying people into murder, losing his shirt, powerpoint presentations, and demonstrating proper matoi useage. Extremely stupid.
High marks on all tests and training exercises. Completed pilot proficiency curriculum, with reduced score for destroying fourteen separate training robots. Medical training completed, but has a tendency to spend too much time with the CPR dummy. Will not stop insisting on supplementing fire training course with his own additional materials.
Recommendation - Approved to join whichever rescue organization has the highest mortality rate.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5’2”
WEIGHT: 105 lbs (?)
OCCUPATION: Sword
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Assassination, Housework,
sick Guitar Solos
no subject
HEIGHT: 171cm / 5'6"
WEIGHT: 68kg / 150lbs
OCCUPATION: God-General
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Hyperresonance, cooking, yelling, ambidexterity, resting bitch face.
well im full of rage and im picking all of them
no subject
HEIGHT: 160cm (5'3")
WEIGHT: 60 kg (132 lbs)
OCCUPATION: ex-leader of the Sheep, Member of the Port Mafia
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: fighting, gravity manipulation
Don't talk about his height. Calling him 'chibi' is a death sentence.
Redhead jokes are ok.
brilith ruin
HEIGHT: 168 cm (5'6)
WEIGHT: 52 kg (115 lb)
OCCUPATION: Priestess of Fire
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Fire magic,
summoning magic, barrier magic
an autograph. Ranked #1 amongst magicians for summoning a god and
maintaining a perfect barrier.
no subject
HEIGHT: 160cm / 5'2"
WEIGHT: 50kg / 110lbs
OCCUPATION: Intoner, Ruler of the Land of Mountains
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: hand-to-hand combat, passive-aggressiveness, getting on her high horse, senseless slaughter, having nails so long they'd make a harpy green with envy
Once upon a time, there was beautiful Intoner. Beloved by all, she ruled her lands with justice, kindness, and grace. She bravely fought off invaders, liberated those being oppressed, and worked the land with her peoples so that they could all thrive and flourish together. Despite how hard the work could be, it was the Intoner's duty. Everything she did, she did with a smile for the sake of her people. Together, they lived happily ever after.Pfft, as if.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'2"
WEIGHT: 110lb.
OCCUPATION: Terrorist; Boss of Mad Burnish
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Strong resonance with Promare, turning into dragon made of flame manifested by his feelings, fire in general, shonen posing, memorizing names, wearing a cravat and somehow pulling it off, hand-to-hand combat, proficency with weapons (made of flame)
Intelligence suggests power void in Mad Burnish organization has been filled. Suspect tracked to Burnish fire related incidents at the Foundation for Childhood Mutation Research, Forward Thinking Media, Great World Burn Memorial Museum, Orphans of Burnish Crimes Fundraiser, Foresight Research Laboratories, Promepolis State University, Promepolis County Jail, and several personal residences, amounting to over 500 million in damages.
Suspect should be engaged only by Freeze Force operatives, any interference from outside actors will be punished to the full extent of the law. Suspect should be considered armed and dangerous, but all care taken to apprehend alive.
Please release to public channels The Foresight Foundation is offering a reward of $1,000,000 for any information leading to an arrest.
no subject
HEIGHT: 172 cm / 5'7"
WEIGHT: 61.2 kg / 135 lbs
OCCUPATION: LanlingJin Junior Cultivator
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: combat, sword surfing, ancient Chinese corpse medicine, core strengthening, dynasty K9 unit, rich bachelor status
no subject
HEIGHT: 163 cm (5'4")
WEIGHT: 52 kg (115 lbs)
OCCUPATION: student council member, boys' dormitory manager
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: cooking, cleaning, [redacted]
Would they treat me like an outsider? ❞
there was already no place for me. ❞
no subject
HEIGHT: 190cm / 6'3"
WEIGHT:
33kg53kg63kg (?)OCCUPATION: Servant
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: High Servant A, Riding B, Core of the Goddess B, Magic Resistance B, Independent Action A, Crime Ballet A, Sadistic Nature A, Melt Virus EX, Saint Graph Expansion B
"Even Meltryllis is here? What the heck's wrong with your party!?
Don't you know how they say that every rose has its you-know-what?
BB and Lip at least still have a modicum of cuteness, but that woman's seriously dangerous if you get on her bad side. Just be careful."
-Robin Hood
"i'm not really a fan of Meltryllis... Cuz you know, we're like the same person. We're both super-pretty girls with long hair, don't show too much skin, and have deep history as ladies. You know, ladies! B-but I'm an idol, so that's why I'm trying not to look too smart...!"
-Elizabeth Báthory
"Melt acts like the older sister, but she's actually more childish than me... "
-Passionlip
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'6
WEIGHT: 145 lbs
OCCUPATION: Expositor
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Dope monk shit, deflecting missiles, flurry of beaus, stunning strike, can't be charmed, literally magically punching the truth out of people, ghosts punching, immune to all disease and poison, falls slower than normal people, pocket bacon.
Swoleregard, Ain't No Slowregard, Look at Her Goregard, Noregard, She Who Questions Everything and Offers No Answer, The Unpleasant One, Disaster Lesbian, The Monk of the Mighty Nein, Not What Her Father Wanted, Chosen Exile, The Girl Who Ruins Every Situation She's In, Traci, Laurence.
no subject
HEIGHT: 4'7” (140 cm)
WEIGHT: 68 lbs (31 kg)
OCCUPATION: student
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: being too mature for his age, fighting with a spear, zero fear when holding a gun to his face
no subject
HEIGHT: 164.5 cm (5'4½")
WEIGHT: 58 kg (128 lb)
OCCUPATION: Demon Slayer
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Breath of Thunder Style, enhanced hearing, perfect pitch, playing the koto and shamisen, making flower wreaths
So it sure would be nice to get married! He's a dead man walking, you know! By the way, has anyone seen his sparrow, Chuntaro?
no subject
HEIGHT: 172cm/5'8"
WEIGHT: On the light side of average
OCCUPATION: QingheNie Sect Leader
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Calligraphy, painting, art appreciation, collecting fine erotica, knowing nothing about anything, crying, birdwatching, collecting fans, stitching
no subject
that I'm not cut out for this. ❞
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 120 lbs
OCCUPATION: Student
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Lateness. Daydreaming. Surviving against all odds.
no subject
HEIGHT: Miss Kamila's knees!
WEIGHT: Not very heavy!
OCCUPATION: Miss Kamila's protector!
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Swapping, needless barking, hiding, welcoming strangers!
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'4''
WEIGHT: 326lb / 148kg
OCCUPATION: Gun
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: covert operations, data encryption, commanding, encouraging honest relations among teammates, electronic warfare, losing people with infodump holopoint presentations
Under the condition that we do actually want to protect the hostages, hmm~ ♪
no subject
HEIGHT: 164 cm (5′ 4")
WEIGHT: 52 kg (115 lbs)
OCCUPATION: Member of Port Mafia and Chuuya's Owner
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Lock picking, Planning, Throwing Parties for Culprits, Nullification
Maybe we don't hear as much about organized crime these days
because they've gotten REALLY organized.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'1" / 158 cm
WEIGHT: 94.8 lbs / 43 kg
OCCUPATION: Princess
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Cooking :)
I see that there's a lot of different recipes for ramen on here, and that there's a lot of chefs that know their stuff. I'm not really a professional chef, but I'd like to share my recipe on here for others to use.
I call it "sweet sundae ramen" first, you start off with any flavor of ramen, as long as it's the maruchan brand.
no subject
HEIGHT: 180cm / 5'10"
WEIGHT: 75kg / 165lbs
OCCUPATION: Student at Thors Military Branch Academy - Class VII, Special Operations.
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Battle skills, general military strategy knowledge, gambling, general street smarts, delinquent, leadership skills, first class honours in telling authority to go fuck itself.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'11'' / 182 cm
WEIGHT: 144 lbs. / 65 kg
OCCUPATION: Vector Pilot
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Business, literature, athletics, mingling with commoners, hand-to-hand combat, armed combat, robot piloting, Verbalism, Book of Verbalism, accidentally seducing nurses, being obscenely rich
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'7"/174cm
WEIGHT: 145lb/66kg
OCCUPATION: Medical professional, caretaker, participant, guilty party
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Told a joke once but she's not sure if anyone heard. Unusually gifted with numbers.
The boy woke up.
The boy woke up to find a little toy bird on his bedside table. He was not sure what it was made of, but he did not care. He loved the toy bird and cherished it every day. One day, the bird broke. The boy wept. In his grief, his tears colored his skin blue. He thought of the bird every day.
The boy woke up.
The boy woke up to find a bluebird singing on his window. He did not know how lucky he might be to see a beautiful bird, but he did not care. He loved the bluebird and cherished it every day. One day, the bird died. The boy wept. In his grief, he took the bones of the bird and carved them into a toy. He painted the bones with the blue of his skin, and left the bird on the bedside table.
The boy woke up.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'3"
WEIGHT: 113 lbs
OCCUPATION: Stylist
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Quick-changes, finding the perfect style, winning stylist battles, standing up for others, making friends, origami
no subject
Nice to meet you, producer. ❞
HEIGHT: 165 cm / 5'5"
WEIGHT: 43 kg / 94.8 lbs
OCCUPATION: Idol
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: singing, dancing, picking up languages, performing, cooking, cleaning, darts, astronomy, firing a shotgun
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
"Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don't need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid."
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 139 lbs
OCCUPATION: Exwire
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: can buy a porno mag even when a cute girl is at the register, eating cute breads
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'1"
WEIGHT: 100 lb.
OCCUPATION: Student, Paranatural Activity Club member
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Ruining things for everyone, weather control, anime
Listen to me, Isaac. A raging storm can boom and burst, but only rainfall breaks it. Violent words and deeds are not the release you seek.
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: Dadbod weight
OCCUPATION: "Piano player", poker champion
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: bluffing, playing poker, getting punched in the face, "playing" piano, laughing cryptically, surviving lethal situations, adopting orphans
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'4"
WEIGHT: 120lbs
OCCUPATION: Sailor Scout
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: violin, painting, being far more graceful and eloquent than you, saving the world through extreme measures
no subject
HEIGHT: 169cm/5'6.5"
WEIGHT: 160lbs
OCCUPATION: "Handyman" (Read: Deliveryman/Hitman/Whatever you're willing to pay for really)
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: being a cat magnet, reading lips, Sword
Same local man also uses sword to fight in the year of our fucking lord 2013. People have handguns and iphones, Nicolas. What in the sweet christ are you doing?
no subject
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: 150 lbs
OCCUPATION: Race car driver and lover extraordinaire
EXTRAORDINARY SKILLS: Getting away from things she doesn't like (and very quickly), hand to hand combat, driving sports cars,stealing your girlfriend.