GUEST SERVICES - AKIRA

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Ah, you're mistaken. That is simply the look of adoration I give the Master.

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yea ]

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Uh huh.

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How long have you worked for Master Blue?

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It has been so long, it feels like my whole life, sir.

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Can you remember anything from before you served them?

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There was nothing of importance to note before that, sir.

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[sssssomehow he doubts that]

[squints at her, and winds up asking the same question he asked Peach just the other day]

Do you enjoy working for them?

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Nothing in the world brings me more joy.

[ with. zero inflection. ]

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[HE DOES NOT BELIEVE HER!! ONE BIT!!!]

Ah. I see. I can tell from the excitement in your voice.

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Of course. I am brimming with good cheer at all times, sir.

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Naturally. It emanates from your being like rays of sunshine from the sun.

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Thank you, sir. It is rare that my radiance is truly appreciated.

[ none of this seems accurate. ]

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Only because those people are blind to it.

[is he learning how to speak Plum yet]

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[ like. 1%. accomplishment ]

Yes. It is my burden to bear, sir.

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[1%. ACCOMPLISHMENT]

So I see.

[ANYWAY]

If you don't drink coffee, do you drink tea? What's your favorite food?

. . . is purple your favorite color?

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[ these are so many personal questions in a row, she just stares for a second ]

Is your favorite color black, sir?

[ ???? weirdo ]

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Red, actually. But that's not a bad guess.

[POINTED STARE BACK]

I'll try again, but one at a time. Do you like tea?

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[ fine she'll ANSWER if he INSISTS ]

I prefer tea over coffee, yes.

[ illegal ]

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[he DOES insist because now he's rummaging through the kitchen for tea leaves]

What about your favorite food?

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I enjoy raspberries, as well as other various berries, sir.

[ ... at least she didn't say carrots. anyway while he is doing that she is just standing there. watching.

she's still holding the cup of coffee she didn't drink ]

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[ONLY BUGS BUNNY EATS CARROTS]

Oh, really? I like strawberries. They pair well with chocolate.

[which pairs well with coffee, so. win-win!]

[also it's fine when he locates some tea leaves and a kettle he is gonna set to work at steeping some team, and he will. . . come relieve her of the coffee cup that she isn't drinking]

[. . . though. . .]

Do Pumpkin-san or Peach-san like coffee?

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[ well. that means she can just stand there holding nothing, but at least now she's not holding a cup for no reason. win/win ? ]

Peach enjoys coffee. She was quite distraught when she saw the machine was missing. Pumpkin prefers hot chocolate above all else.

[ everyone is different ... ]

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[. . . HE CONTINUES TO BE A MONSTER!!!! POOR PEACH]

T-- that's why I brought it back.

[he's just gonna ask for his own personal machine so poor Peach doesn't have to go coffee-less]

[with the tea brewing, Akira is not rummaging around the kitchen looking for hot chocolate]

Can you bring a mug of coffee to Peach-san, and a mug of hot chocolate to Pumpkin-san for me?

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[ ah ]

... As you wish, sir. Though guests do not usually serve us drinks.

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If you ask me, more guests need to flip the script on you.

[hot chocolate mix: LOCATED]

If it helps you feel better, I do have one more request.

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... That would be something, wouldn't it.

[ it's a little dry. a good something or a bad something??? mysterious ]

Yes, sir?