... akira's probably only been in the kitchen for a minute before she's back with all the appropriate cleaning supplies for this endeavor. do i know what they are? no do i look like i clean dead leeches out of my sink. either way there is a sponge and a bucket involved. and a second bucket with a bag in it. to throw the leeches away. ]
I would prefer if you would call a house staff to bring you salt next time.
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Myyyyy lower right leg did?
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[ she says that like it's not... weird... she's still staring at his leg ]
If you wish to minimize bruising, I would advise gently rubbing a cold compress against the affected areas.
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Thanks. I'll try just that.
[. . .]
Sooooo what is in the lake, anyway?
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What isn't in the lake, sir.
[ she sounds so exhausted ]
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[maybe?]
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I would advise against going for a swim in the lake from now on, sir.
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. . . got it.
[a beat]
Is fishing out of the question?
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[ akira is sending her ]
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That was a half-joke.
[h-ha ha]
I'm sorry for not bringing you any tea before I summoned you, but the kitchen is a little-- [. . .] We can't make tea in there right now.
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... What has happened in the kitchen, sir.
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[it's okay the fishing thing is not important]
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Whatever mess you made, I can handle, sir.
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[. . .]
Technically it's Akechi's mess too, but it's kind of my fault that it happened, and-- anyway.
Can I just borrow your cleaning supplies?
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[ ... ouch... ]
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I don't want to make more work for you. . . especially when you had to deal with the mess from the weekend.
[. . .]
Can I at least help?
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If it would please you. What kind of mess is it, precisely?
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Dead leeches.
[SAID LIKE A CHILD KNOWING THAT HE'S ABOUT TO BE THROTTLED BY HIS MOM FOR DOING SOMETHING BAD]
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[ HELLO? ]
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. . . we threw them in the sink. . .
[THE COUNTERS ARE SAFE. SO FAR]
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[ she hates this??? she shakes her head but apparently has decided it has already been Too Long for there to be dead leeches in that kitchen ]
Please wait in the kitchen while I go fetch the appropriate supplies, sir.
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I will.
[. . .]
When we're done, I'll make you some tea.
[SANITARY TEA]
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[ but she turns on her heels and goes!!
... akira's probably only been in the kitchen for a minute before she's back with all the appropriate cleaning supplies for this endeavor. do i know what they are? no do i look like i clean dead leeches out of my sink. either way there is a sponge and a bucket involved. and a second bucket with a bag in it. to throw the leeches away. ]
I would prefer if you would call a house staff to bring you salt next time.
[ since she can guess. why they went here. ]
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[I'm really glad Zia doesn't clean dead leeches out of her sink frequently. real glad]
[also he has already procured some of those weird rubber kitchen gloves and is PREPARED TO ASSIST!!!]
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[ just. pointing that out. anyway she puts on her own gloves and starts by picking up the leeches to throw them away cries ]
Though I see you got lucky. These are on the smaller side for the lake.
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. . . I'll relay that to Akechi so he knows how lucky he was.
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