[i can't believe the npcs have manners
but also-- opening the door is probably going to take a couple seconds longer than it normally would because of, uh, no sense of touch. sorry, peach! he gets there eventually, though, and then stares at her in mild surprise once he sees her. huh.]
... Good morning, Peach-san. [how can he say that with a straight face.] I must confess, I wasn't expecting this to work.
but also-- opening the door is probably going to take a couple seconds longer than it normally would because of, uh, no sense of touch. sorry, peach! he gets there eventually, though, and then stares at her in mild surprise once he sees her. huh.]
... Good morning, Peach-san. [how can he say that with a straight face.] I must confess, I wasn't expecting this to work.
Oh? You and your sisters must have impeccable hearing if you're expected to answer every time we ring one of these bells.
[... It feels a little like he's trying to summon a dog. Kind of weird, man.
After a beat:]
I noticed you made no mention of the blue bell. I can hazard a guess at who it is for, but... It looks a little fragile, doesn't it? I'm almost afraid it could break.
[... It feels a little like he's trying to summon a dog. Kind of weird, man.
After a beat:]
I noticed you made no mention of the blue bell. I can hazard a guess at who it is for, but... It looks a little fragile, doesn't it? I'm almost afraid it could break.
Right. I believe Plum mentioned you had been in your master's employ for a while now...? I'm curious how that came to be.
[Is it really fine, though.]
So it's a one-use-only item? [He's from an RPG. It's fine. That makes sense.] Would something happen if I were to use it?
[Is it really fine, though.]
So it's a one-use-only item? [He's from an RPG. It's fine. That makes sense.] Would something happen if I were to use it?
Of course. I am a detective, after all. [Among... other things...] You didn't know?
[Or is that thing only their master knows...? Hm. He nods at her explanation, though, lifting a hand to his chin.]
Then it solely depends on whether your master is willing to see us. Is that correct?
[Or is that thing only their master knows...? Hm. He nods at her explanation, though, lifting a hand to his chin.]
Then it solely depends on whether your master is willing to see us. Is that correct?
I'm more than happy to share my story, as long as you're willing to indulge my curiosity. I'd like to know how you became a [uh] "cutler" as well.
[Cook and butler... Butler... Peach for tutorial killer confirmed.]
... I suppose I can sympathize. Being held up by your responsibilities is quite frustrating... Still, I can't say I'm not disappointed it won't be so easy to get in touch with your master. I have many questions I'd like to ask them.
[Cook and butler... Butler... Peach for tutorial killer confirmed.]
... I suppose I can sympathize. Being held up by your responsibilities is quite frustrating... Still, I can't say I'm not disappointed it won't be so easy to get in touch with your master. I have many questions I'd like to ask them.
Come on now, no need to look like that. It's natural to want to learn more about someone you've just met. [More like... squeeze info out of, but.] Would you like to go first?
[He doesn't want to give deets and risk getting nothing in return. :///]
Snags...? Did something unexpected happen?
[He doesn't want to give deets and risk getting nothing in return. :///]
Snags...? Did something unexpected happen?
It's true, I am the guest. But as a guest, I would feel much more comfortable knowing more about my hosts.
[Peach is valid, even if Akechi doesn't think so. Master Blue is a shitty host? Don't invite anyone next time? Binch. But also—]
... Wait, hold on. We were supposed to have access to our personal belongings?
[Peach is valid, even if Akechi doesn't think so. Master Blue is a shitty host? Don't invite anyone next time? Binch. But also—]
... Wait, hold on. We were supposed to have access to our personal belongings?
[Persistent? More like obnoxious. He preens when she says it, though, like it's something to be proud of.]
How about I be the judge of that? Your jobs might be more exciting than you think.
[Given... that they're furries......... Either way, he pauses, tilting his head thoughtfully as he taps a finger against his chin.]
How about... when your talents were discovered? Master Blue must have taken notice of them before offering you employment, after all.
How about I be the judge of that? Your jobs might be more exciting than you think.
[Given... that they're furries......... Either way, he pauses, tilting his head thoughtfully as he taps a finger against his chin.]
How about... when your talents were discovered? Master Blue must have taken notice of them before offering you employment, after all.
[Please don't remind him of their age. He's still trying to wrap his head around the amount of people that are a gazillion years old...]
Ahaha, it sounds like you three were extremely lucky. I'm almost jealous. [Is he.] Were you responding to a job listing posted by Master Blue themselves? You can't end such a fascinating story like that, Peach-san.
[... Is he trying to butter her up? He's totally trying to butter her up.]
Ahaha, it sounds like you three were extremely lucky. I'm almost jealous. [Is he.] Were you responding to a job listing posted by Master Blue themselves? You can't end such a fascinating story like that, Peach-san.
[... Is he trying to butter her up? He's totally trying to butter her up.]
[Hm! Well, at least she didn't pop up right next to him. That would have been Bad. Instead, he gets to blink in mild surprise at her once he notices she's just Suddenly There.]
Ah... Pumpkin-san, hello. You surprised me.
[Teleportation... Telefoxtation...???]
How are you today?
Ah... Pumpkin-san, hello. You surprised me.
[Teleportation... Telefoxtation...???]
How are you today?


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