GUEST SERVICES - ASCH

[cluedin]

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[cluedin]

Ah...well...we're looking into the location of your belongings, sir! [Rip.]

[getdrekt]

[WHAT]

I rang your damn bells, I know what I want, and that's still not enough?

Give me another blue bell, then.

[this is bullhonky!!!!!!]

[cluedin]

Yeah, funny story about that...

[ she looks at her sisters warily, already wincing preemptively. ]

On a scale of one to ten, how pissed would you be if we said you only get one?

[getdrekt]

[his twisting, white-to-red rage is suggesting that his placement on the scale might be somewhere around one million units of pissed.]

Give me another.

[ANGERY]

[cluedin]

I'm afraid we only had a limited number of bells, sir. We can't get you a new one.

[ you break it, you buy it... ]

[getdrekt]

[ANGERY!!!!!!]

Then give me my demand, or give me the bell's equivalent!

Did you come here just to waste my time?! This is ridiculous!

[cluedin]

We came here because you rang the bells, actually. [SO TRUTHFULLY Asch is wasting their time, isn't he?] We'll deliver your sword as soon as we've located it, but there's really nothing we can do about the bell.

[getdrekt]

So you can't give, tell, or help me with anything.

[that's not technically true but from HIS perspective it is 100% CORRECT]