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Hide and seek is bullying now...? What are they teaching the kids nowadays?

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I am quite older than you.

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What's the secret to your skincare regimen?

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I borrow other people's skin and wear it as my own.

[ completely deadpan. ]

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Interesting..... how do you put it back after?

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I simply shed it when I no longer have need of it.

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I thought you said you borrow it.

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If it is shed, it still exists. They are free to take it back.

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Could you get me some, too?

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Please get your own skin, sir. Harvesting is so very difficult.

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Aren't you supposed to be here to assist me...?

[ he's so wounded!! ]

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Only with tasks related to the house, sir. Your lack of youthful appearance is your own burden to bear.

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You've wounded my heart, Plum....

[ look at how sad he is. ]

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I can provide band-aids if you require them.

[ that'd help right ]

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I'd appreciate that. It would stop the bleeding. The internal bleeding.

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I'm not sure why we should stop your internal bleeding, sir. That's where all the blood is supposed to be.

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I guess you're right.

[ stop this jake peraltas ]

But for my wounded heart, instead.

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[ she rummages through her pockets and takes out a howdy doggy band-aid. she opens it very methodically, and then applies it

to his shirt where his heart is ]

There, there.

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[ dramatic sigh of relief ]

.... Thank you. I feel much better now.

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It was no problem, sir.

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You saved my life just now.

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I am certain you would have learned to live with your wounds, sir.

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Your faith in me may misplaced.....

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I would not call it faith, sir.

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What would you call it?