slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Coffee is fine. Something something sixteen cups a day.

[ he takes it! this is gonna be real ironic when none of them can ever sleep again. ]

... Thanks. were you handing those out to everyone, or am I just special?
slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you usually eat for breakfast...?

[ takes a lil sip ]
slobjection: (so here's some free advice)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-05 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Why don't we both have some cereal, then?

[ it goes great with coffee!! ]
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-06 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, I came to talk. But breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[ time to sit down somewhere w his cereal and gesture for peach to do the same ]
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slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's real.

[ eat your cereal, apollo. ]

... Peach. I need you to be as honest with me as you can be. Alright?

[ uh oh is it serious talk time ]
slobjection: (and just like that)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Will something bad happen to you girls if you don't comply with your "rules"?

[ dad was listening!! ]
slobjection: (a prestigious and lucrative vocation)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Does not catching the culprit end up with you getting hurt....?

[ he speaks gently, but he is looking at her. ]
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
We didn't, no. So, did something bad happen to you?

[ ... ]

She seemed like the most likely suspect, based on the decapitation and her lack of compliance. And I didn't think the horse was related.
slobjection: (the job is inherently crappy)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of these lot are easily distracted, even when you try to keep them on topic.

[ literal you in this case, since peach was handing out hints like woah. ]

[ ..... ]


I agree. But is there anything we can do after the fact?

[ he will come back around to fussery. ]
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[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if anyone trusts me in particular... but I'll try to keep up with you.

Pretty much. I'm no dragon slayer.... and not exactly her biggest fan, but I wouldn't want her to live like that.

[ rimshot!! ]

[ also she's dangerous too ofc but. ]
slobjection: (quickest way to ruin your life)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
You do?

[ that's sweet..... ]

Surely there's a middle ground. Take the dragon out of the knife girl, or something to that effect.
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-07 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm honored.

[ he sounds teasing but he does mean it. ]

In theory, does a non-execution means exist to separate them? Not just for her, but others?

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