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Comments

[slobjection]

Well... you're not really doing the lawyering, are you?

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...are we more like the judges?

[slobjection]

I'd say so, yes. Maybe you should accessorize with gavels.

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I think maybe we'll pass. I don't trust one of the others not to accidentally hit one of the guests. [This would probably not be accidentally.]

[slobjection]

What about the squeaky kind?

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Do they really make those? [She's squinting at him like she doesn't believe him.]

[slobjection]

Of course. They're fun toys.

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I feel like I shouldn't ask this but how many of those do you have at home...?

[slobjection]

Zero.

[ he has other toys though it's okay ]

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Maybe we'll think about it then. [Phoenix why.]

[slobjection]

[ his daughter is a magician she needs lots of props!! ]

Might make trials more fun.

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Until people like Mr. Fotia or Mr. Kuji start hitting other people with them and taking it way too seriously. [Except she looks like she's trying not to laugh.]

[slobjection]

At least you'd have some entertainment.

[ they have gotten so offtrack ]

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[She rolls her eyes.]

It'd be rude! [...she's definitely grinning at least as she's blending this berry filling.]

[slobjection]

Think of it as letting the guests blow off some steam.

[ the crust is probably done by now right ]

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[Probably. So she's handing him a pie tin to see if he knows how to put the crust in without fucking up.]

Can't they do it some other way?

[slobjection]

[ if it's in the instructions he will manage it ]

They could, but do you think they will?

[ come on peach ]

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...when you put it that way I guess not, no. [It's not in the instructions he just has to lay it in the pie tin.]

[slobjection]

[ well he'll lay it down but it'll be lumpy. ]

Squeaky hammers are probably the most harmless way to get that pent out frustration out.

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[...she's going to fix the crust.]

Maybe we'll consider it for future trials then. See how you guys do.

[slobjection]

[ thanks, peach. ]

I've got plenty other suggestions.

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Let's try one thing at a time, okay?

[slobjection]

Sure, but you know how to ask now.

[ the pie almost looks presentable with her efforts ]

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Thanks for that. [The pie is smoothed out and she's putting the filling in...give her a second to make a top crust, too.] This looks like it's just about ready to bake.

[slobjection]

[ he is watching her intently.... ]

You think? It's starting to shape up nicely.