GUEST SERVICES - PHOENIX

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Comments

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Ah. So you simply deal with terrible people instead.

[slobjection]

That's one way to put it... and murders.

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That explains why you are not as phased as some other guests, at least.

[slobjection]

When you've lived as long as I have...... you see a lot of things.

[ shut up phoenix she's 5000 ]

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You... are not that old for a human, are you?

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I'm ancient.

[ he's 33 ]

[cluedin]

... What is the approximate age humans die of natural causes...?

[ she seems to be trying to remember. it's not like she's ever witnessed it u_u ]

[slobjection]

About a hundred or so.... close to my age.

[ he is, 33, ]

[cluedin]

That does not sound close to your age.

[slobjection]

Oh... but it is. My bones creak with every move I make.

[cluedin]

Perhaps you should have the doctor check on you?

[slobjection]

Oh, I don't want to waste her time.... Age is incurable, you know.

[cluedin]

You have reached approximately 1/3rd of your lifespan, sir.

[slobjection]

Not at the rate these kids are worrying me..... I'm already going grey.

[ but it's cute that she remembers how old he is. ]

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[ squints ]

You look the same color to me?

[slobjection]

It's hidden behind the beanie... that's why I wear it.

But if you really want to see... I'll show you.

[cluedin]

[ she looks like she wants that exactly 0%, but: ]

Alright...?

[slobjection]

[ plum just say no... ]

Then again, it may be too horrible of a sight for you.....

[cluedin]

I believe I have seen worse, sir.

[ she lives in a haunted mansion, phoenix. ]

[slobjection]

Still. I won't subject you to it unless you're totally prepared.

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It's hair.

[slobjection]

Well... Alright. If you're sure.

[ takes his beanie off and crouches down.... his hair is black but it is so spiky it's a wonder how it fit under the beanie ]

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[ ... spiky... she reaches forward and touches a spike ]

How does it keep its shape under the hat...

[slobjection]

[ it's surprisingly soft, despite the spikiness. ]

Magic.

[ video game magic ]

[cluedin]

You do not have access to powers currently.

[ suspicious squint ]