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Comments

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[ it is... taken ]

I have many tasks to attend to. I cannot simply hide away in my bedroom. [ ... ] But thank you.

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You need a break every once in a while, though.

If you're not too busy... maybe we could head to the garden?

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The garden? Is there a particular reason, sir?

[ it's not a no? i mean she did absolutely ignore him talking about a break but ]

[slobjection]

It's quiet.

[ relaxing spot for bun bun ]

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When you do not upset the animals, yes, I suppose the backyard can be quiet.

[ she will accept it, and so she leads the way down a million stairs ]

[slobjection]

I'm no good with animals, so I usually just avoid them.

[ at least they're not going up ]

[ but he'll carry her stuff for her if needed ]

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[ she's KEEPING her stuff!! he's the guest!!! ]

All of them?

[slobjection]

... Yeah. Otherwise, they'd probably bite me.

[ that'd be good entertainment for plum though ]

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Then perhaps we should give them a visit.

[ :3? ]

[slobjection]

[ plum finally smiles and it's at the prospect of his pain. ]

[ ... that checks out. ]

Oh, you'd like that, would you?

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I like animals.

[ and she does!!! she also likes pain ]

[slobjection]

I'll see what I can do. Breakfast and a show, right?

[ maybe it'll be a fun morning for plum after all ]

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I would never wish harm upon a guest, sir.

[ get bit by a duck. ]

[slobjection]

It can be our little secret.

[ he will let a duck nibble him if it means making plum happy, he's committed ]

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The ducks are not violent, regardless.

[ a duck shot someone. ]

[slobjection]

Didn't one shoot Zenitsu...?

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It was an accident.

[ she's huffy. ]

[slobjection]

[ was it though ]

Well, I'll be careful.

[ he's gonna get bitten by a duck ]

[cluedin]

Good. It wouldn't do for you to give Fluffybutt a bad name.

[ these ducks have terrible names already. ]

[slobjection]

[ fluffybutt is a bad name ]

I wouldn't dream of it.

Does Fluffybutt have a preferred snack?

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Duck food.

[ she nods ]

Bread is bad for ducks.

[slobjection]

[ he probably didnt know that bc hes an idiot ]

.. Some in the shed, right?

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Yes. That's where Pumpkin keeps the feed. Sometimes there's some in the stables as well.

[ when pumpkin is feeling lazy ]

[slobjection]

Alright, get started without me, I'll be right back.

[ goes to get some ducky food ]

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[ ... i guess she's going to the duck pond on her own, then... she crouches near the ducks and squints at them ]

Don't play with guns again. We do not shoot people.

[ bad duckie. ]