GUEST SERVICES - PHOENIX

[cluedin]

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[slobjection]

... We've just been calling the house a house, or the oddity... but I know it's supposed to be a god.

Does it have another name? Any other distinguishing features about it? What is it the god of?

[cluedin]

....a god...? [They now just sound confused.]

[slobjection]

Isn't that what you said to Goro?

[cluedin]

[They shake their head.]

The house and I have much in common. He seemed to think so though.

[Akechi: are you implying you're a deity?
Blue: . . .
Akechi: ah.]

[slobjection]

[ peach voice: akechi jumps to conclusions on his own. ]

You are a god though, aren't you...?

[ just checking. ]

Can you tell me what it is, though? If not a god.

[cluedin]

[They shake their head.]

Not exactly. The house and I are similar.

[slobjection]

How so?

[ can't believe they're both gods ]

[cluedin]

We are not like you. And we are not like others. We are connected.

[slobjection]

Was that the case before you were swallowed, as well?

[cluedin]

[They ponder this.]

Somewhat. But different. We were not connected before.

[slobjection]

If you're not gods, then what are you?

And I don't mean that in a rude way.

[cluedin]

[Just...staring. They're obviously not human, so.]

Not gods. Not human.

[slobjection]

I got that much.

So then... what? Angel? Demon?

[cluedin]

You are very simple, aren't you? [SOMEHOW THIS IS STILL JUST A NORMAL QUESTION AND NOT AN INSULT.]

[slobjection]

Compared to you, yes. So you may have to dumb it down for us silly humans, I'm afraid.

[ he doesn't seem offended at least ]

[cluedin]

[There's a nod. Okay, that's fair.]

We are beings unlike others. It is hard to compare.

[slobjection]

Can you try, for my sake?

There's already false information circulating about. As your professor, I'd really like to rectify that. We are a team... are we not?

[cluedin]

No. [Phoenix there is literally no other way for them to spell out that they're basically an alternate horror lifeform. Please.]

You are a team. False information comes from wrong conclusions.

[slobjection]

[ just say you're a promare ]

Wrong conclusions can happen when half-answers are circulating about..... we are a team.... are we not?

Let me change it up, then. Are we proxy teammates all dead?

[cluedin]

You are a team. You're not dead yet. [So like. Where the fuck did that rumor come from? Blue has yet to realize how confusing they can be sometimes.]

[slobjection]

I thought you were on our team.

[ akechi but also peach. mostly peach ]

Were we previously dead before arriving here?

[cluedin]

[Blue is just giving Phoenix a blank stare.]

Not all of you. Some of you may have been.

[slobjection]

[ thank god that theory was wrong ]

There is a way to revive all those who have passed, though, right?

[cluedin]

Yes. Guests who have died here may possibly be reverted to their original state.

[slobjection]

Can we achieve that by freeing you from the house? Or is there more?