GUEST SERVICES - PHOENIX

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[Phoenix...Nick....okay, she guesses. She should be a little more stringent on addressing guests politely but she's not about to go against him if he's asking.]

Okay, Nick. [She looks pleased at least. Phoenix is possibly doing his best, noodles and all...] As long as they're thick enough to cook the shape isn't that important. It's the sauce that pulls it all together anyway. Just like a pie filling.

[A two in one lesson? Yes.]

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[ it's if she wants!! he doesn't really care about formality, as she can probably tell. ]

Good to know.... you really know your stuff.

[ yeah he's definitely making phoenix noodles, sorry everyone ]

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Well I'm sure you're good at your job, too...even if I've never played poker before. [Phoenix noodles can happen. It's law now.] It's easy when you've been doing it for a while.

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I can teach you, if you want. A trade of skills.

[ please serve phoenix noodles officially somewhere ]

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[I just realized I have no idea what the fuck Phoenix noodles are anymore.]

Is that really something you can teach? [She straight up don't know, my guy.]

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[ they're just noodles cut to be spiky like this hair.... ]

If you can teach this old dog some new tricks in the kitchen.... I can give you the basics of poker. Call it a thank you from your assistant.

[ she's like 5000 so its ok ]

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[That's what I thought.]

Even if you really don't have to thank me? [But the idea of a trade is pretty nice, admittedly.] I think I can teach you a lot. I'm still learning anyway and poker has a lot of sleight of hand and stuff to it, doesn't it?

[No those are magic tricks.]

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I look forward to it.

[ teaches a 5000 y/o underage girl/robot to play poker nbd. ]

You're thinking of magic.... but I can't say poker isn't a little magical.

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Aren't you the one who said you have a magician in your family? [She's interested in that, too, even while she's busy opening the cans of tomatoes to begin the sauce.]

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Yes.... I'm her apprentice.

[ phoenix is hard at work at his phoenix noodles ]

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Do you know other card tricks then, too? [Phoenix is doing great, hate that Peach won't stop him.]

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[ he needs further instructions or this nonsense will continue!! ]

I've got a few up my sleeve.

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Think you could teach me a few? [She also looks over and--]

What are you doing with the noodles...?

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Sure, as part of our little partnership here.

[ then she can wow and/or annoy her sisters with them!! ]

Phoenix noodles. I think they look pretty good.

[ do they.... ]

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[Peach has a bell on her neck for a reason and it's because she lives to annoy her sisters.]

But do they taste pretty good?

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[ phoenix is helping. ]

Don't know. Wanna try it?

[ it's not cooked yet peach how would he know!! ]

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[She makes a face.]

It'll go better with the sauce. But it look time-consuming...is it?

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So is most art.

[ phoenix please!!!!! at least he's having fun. ]

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I guess that's true...I didn't think you were much of an artist is all. [She'll let him make his noods but also, Phoenix please.]

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I'm a man of many talents..... like yourself.

[ this is gonna take forever but it will be worth it!! ]

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[It's fine, sauce is taking time...]

What else do you know how to do then?

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Piano....... allegedly.

[ allegedly. ]

What about you?

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Hmm...[Like she has to actually think.] Draw, I guess? And a little painting.

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Well, we do have crayons lying around.... maybe after we're done you can show me your stuff.

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You'd want to actually see it? [She sounds a little pleased at least.] I have some pens and things, too, that work even better.