[ in the tone of someone who absolutely forgot about this until just now?? ]
I'm afraid your personal effects have been... misplaced in transportation. We are currently looking for them. I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience. In the meantime, the Master is willing to offer you a placeholder, sir.
after a moment of deadpan staring, he reaches out to take the camera, turning it over in his hands once to make sure it's an actual camera and not some plastic child's toy. ]
[ the functioning part is what's important, in the end. Still, he stares at her a moment more after confirming that it's a real camera, making no comment. ]
Oh, I will keep it. [ the hand still holding the knife tightens around the handle, but he forces the urge down, reducing it to merely a small twitch in his upper lip. ] As I will keep this memory. You wish to mock me and my art... I don't take that kindly.
I would never mock a guest, sir. [ she blinks slowly ] This was simply the only camera we had on hand until we can locate your own. The Master enjoys ... cute things.
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Wait for what, sir?
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[ in the tone of someone who absolutely forgot about this until just now?? ]
I'm afraid your personal effects have been... misplaced in transportation. We are currently looking for them. I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience. In the meantime, the Master is willing to offer you a placeholder, sir.
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And what would this "placeholder" be?
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[ she leaves briskly to go fetch, apparently? it only takes a minute or two before she's back, holding a very distinct Polaroid camera ]
Will this do?
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after a moment of deadpan staring, he reaches out to take the camera, turning it over in his hands once to make sure it's an actual camera and not some plastic child's toy. ]
Very funny.
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Do you not want it, sir?
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Oh, I will keep it. [ the hand still holding the knife tightens around the handle, but he forces the urge down, reducing it to merely a small twitch in his upper lip. ] As I will keep this memory. You wish to mock me and my art... I don't take that kindly.
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I would never mock a guest, sir. [ she blinks slowly ] This was simply the only camera we had on hand until we can locate your own. The Master enjoys ... cute things.
[ probably. explains the staff a little ]
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also he can see this obvious passive aggression and he will not acknowledge it!! ]
He has terrible taste, [ he says, looking straight at Plum. ]
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[ blithely, while staring back at him. ]