[He starts a little bit when he hears her voice out of nowhere, but pulls on a sheepish smile once the surprise fades.]
—Oh, hey. I didn't see you come in.
[But before he jumps into the reason he wanted to talk to her:]
You're Plum, right? I'm Hunter. It's nice to meet you.
—Oh, hey. I didn't see you come in.
[But before he jumps into the reason he wanted to talk to her:]
You're Plum, right? I'm Hunter. It's nice to meet you.
Oh, you don't have to call me sir... Just Hunter is fine.
[He looks a little bit thrown by the curtsy, but he continues after a moment.]
I was just, uh, wondering about whether you had any idea about what's been happening to everyone since Monday.
[He looks a little bit thrown by the curtsy, but he continues after a moment.]
I was just, uh, wondering about whether you had any idea about what's been happening to everyone since Monday.
I don't think most of us would really mind.
[He nods, though, when she asks.]
Yeah. There's been, like... People have been seeing other versions of themselves, and I think everyone's dealing with their senses not working the way they should.
[He nods, though, when she asks.]
Yeah. There's been, like... People have been seeing other versions of themselves, and I think everyone's dealing with their senses not working the way they should.
Oh.
[He looks sufficiently Awkward when she says that, before he just. Sighs.]
It's not a mirror. It's like, you'll walk into a room and they'll just be there, doing stuff they shouldn't.
[He looks sufficiently Awkward when she says that, before he just. Sighs.]
It's not a mirror. It's like, you'll walk into a room and they'll just be there, doing stuff they shouldn't.
I don't think anyone else can see them. I was just wondering if you might have any ideas about why this was happening all of a sudden...?
[Please save them (no).]
[Please save them (no).]
In that case, don't you think we should, like... Look into it?
[He says 'we' as if he has any idea how to do that...]
[He says 'we' as if he has any idea how to do that...]
[...]
Okay, you don't have to take this seriously, but please tell me you aren't just assuming I'm making it up.
Okay, you don't have to take this seriously, but please tell me you aren't just assuming I'm making it up.
Uh... I have no idea, actually.
[Beyond that, though:]
Do gas leaks also cause blindness and remove your sense of taste...?
[Beyond that, though:]
Do gas leaks also cause blindness and remove your sense of taste...?
[He looks appropriately embarrassed by this incredibly valid call out, muttering:]
I-I mean, I said people's senses weren't working the way they should...
I-I mean, I said people's senses weren't working the way they should...
Hey.
[He gives her a small wave and a smile when he sees her, turning her way.]
I wanted to... [He's distracted by the potatoes, it's fine.] What are those for?
[He gives her a small wave and a smile when he sees her, turning her way.]
I wanted to... [He's distracted by the potatoes, it's fine.] What are those for?
Fries are always a great option, if you're looking for a suggestion.
[But anyways!]
Peach, right? I haven't had the chance to talk to you yet.
[But anyways!]
Peach, right? I haven't had the chance to talk to you yet.
Edited 2020-02-19 00:17 (UTC)
Okay. Next time people are going blind and also hallucinating I'll lead with the first part. Can we move on?


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