GUEST SERVICES - HUNTER

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In that case, don't you think we should, like... Look into it?

[He says 'we' as if he has any idea how to do that...]

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I will look into the possibility of a gas leak, sir.

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Okay, you don't have to take this seriously, but please tell me you aren't just assuming I'm making it up.

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I would never, sir. It is an old house. Mass hallucinations are commonly associated with gas leaks, are they not?

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Uh... I have no idea, actually.

[Beyond that, though:]

Do gas leaks also cause blindness and remove your sense of taste...?

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People have lost their sight and you lead with the visions, sir?

[ that's a choice, hunter. ]

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[He looks appropriately embarrassed by this incredibly valid call out, muttering:]

I-I mean, I said people's senses weren't working the way they should...

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And proceeded to talk about visions.

[ wouldn't that count for messed out senses... ]

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Okay. Next time people are going blind and also hallucinating I'll lead with the first part. Can we move on?

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Of course.

[ she tilts her head ]

They are going blind and losing their sense of taste. Are there any other symptoms, sir?

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[He nods.]

Um, I think there are people who can't hear. I can see, but there's something going on with my depth perception, I think.

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I see. So various senses are affected. And it is all at a loss for the guest, I presume?

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[After a moment:]

...Sorry, what do you mean by that?

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There has been no improvements to senses?

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Oh. Yeah, nobody’s getting spider senses overnight.

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Do you think that might happen, though? Because that would be awesome.

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Do you believe so, sir? It was my understanding that spider senses are quite peculiar for humans.

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Why do I get the feeling you’re judging me?

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[ possibly because she is judging everyone at all times ]

I would never dare, sir. You are one of the Master's guests.

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Okay...

[He has numerous doubts, but.]

Did you need any other details?

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Perhaps. You said you seem to be having trouble with your depth perception, and some people have lost their sight entirely. A sense of taste was also mentioned. Was there anything else you were aware of?

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Yeah. There’s somebody who can’t hear, and I think someone who lost their sense of direction...?

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That seems like a rather... wide variety of senses. How peculiar.

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Do you have any idea what might have caused it...?

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This is a very old house, sir, and strange things have happened before... though nothing quite like you're describing. I couldn't say.

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Maybe you should ask your boss about it.