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Should you find yourself on the other side of a weapon... it could work to disarm in a pinch. [ she shrugs ]

[soba]

... well, hopefully that won't be the case.

[ SINCE NO ONE IS FUCKING KILLING ME ]

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[ she nods a little ]

... But perhaps keep them, just in case.

[soba]

... yeah.

[ although now that he thinks about it, anya could have not fuckin died if she had these ]

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[ maybe if she mcfuckin used them ]

Was that all you needed from me?

[ not in a "can i go" sense and more in a "awkward people who don't know how to continue conversations" sense ]

[soba]

Uh...

[ small talk........... ]

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[ she plays with the sleeve of his jacket... ]

You haven't gotten injured again since the last time?

[ this is pathetic ]

[soba]

Oh, no. It turns out not breaking into things helps with that.

[ who knew that

if you didn't do dumb shit

you won't get stabbed during the week ]

[cluedin]

Yes, I believe I may have hinted at that.

[ she sounds a little amused tho ]

[soba]

I'm sure others will still manage it.

[cluedin]

Oh, they already have.

[ she sounds so tired ]

[soba]

What's it like being a babysitter?

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Exhausting. But I am used to it.

[ stares at her sisters. ]

[soba]

Do you get a break?

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What is a ... "break".

[ dramatic ]

[soba]

I know it's a joke, but that also feels too real.

[cluedin]

I have never joked once in my life.

[ solemn. is it a joke if it's real ]

[soba]

[ he nods ]

How could I suggest something so offensive.

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I will forgive your transgression this once. [ nodding back. still dramatically ]

[soba]

I will do my best not to disappoint you ever again.

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[ pft. ]

You have my deepest thanks for your efforts.

[soba]

You don't need bribes?

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[ she puts a hand to her chin ]

... That depends. What bribes did you have in mind?

[soba]

[ hmmm ]

Snacks?

[cluedin]

[ she peers at him ]

... What snacks?