GUEST SERVICES - TOI

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Comments

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So you're like kappa superheroes. [Sure.] It's nice to know there's a way to neutralize them though. It...kind of sounds like something that might help with what's happening here.

[soba]

[ kappa superheroes.... kazuki and enta would think that's cute ]

If I can figure out a way to turn everyone into kappas, I'll let you know.

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It, like, didn't hurt when it happened to you, did it?

[soba]

[ FLASHBACKS TO WHEN HE GOT TURNED INTO A KAPPA

HE MANAGES TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE ]

No, it wasn't that bad.

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That's good at least...[And because this started with them playing Sm*sh, Peach suddenly finds herself falling off a platform.] No! [Pr*nc*ss P**ch flails a little before she falls off entirely and boom. Goodbye, Peach.]

[soba]

Haha.

[ toi doesn't laugh at her ]

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[:T]

Sometimes I think this game's rigged anyway.

[soba]

That's usually the kind of thing that losers say.

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What about if it's true, huh? It could totally be true.

[soba]

[ he raises an eyebrow ]

Is it true?

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Is this the face of someone who'd make something up just because?

[soba]

[ he leans over to pull her ear

it's like, a gentle yank, at least, more meant to just be annoying than to actually hurt her ]

Yes.

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[Even if it's gentle there's a surprised and startled kind of meow.]

Hey! Now that's just rude.

[soba]

[ he blinks ]

Did you meow?

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...no. Why would I do that? [>_>]

[soba]

It sounded like you did...

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Maybe you're just hearing things now after being in this house for so long. It does have a way of tricking people.

[soba]

Huh? You think so? Maybe.

[ he hates you so much ]

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It's totally plausible! It happens all the time. [There's a very quick nod.] ...whatever, let's just reset and keep going.

[soba]

Uh huh. Right. Totally resetting.

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You could at least humor me instead of being mean.

[soba]

But it was kind of funny.

[ cat... ]

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It's embarrassing! I'm not even a cat...

[soba]

You're like, part cat.

[ it counts. ]

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Can you prove that?