GUEST SERVICES - TOI

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Do you wish for me to make a list?

[ y'all are fucking terrible ]

[soba]

No, not their personalities--[ there's nothing helping that ] I mean, how some people can't taste food.

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[ damn. she would've made the list. ]

Ah, yes. The sense losses. My sisters and I have been made aware of the problem. I cannot say this has ever happened before.

[soba]

So... is it fixable then?

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We do not believe it to be a permanent affliction.

[ so. maybe? ]

[soba]

And... that's as much as you know?

[ weally ]

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For now, yes. We are merely house staff, sir, not doctors. The Master is looking more deeply into it.

[soba]

Where is he, anyway? The blue bell is for him, right?

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The Master is not one for staying still. At this hour ... working, I can only presume. [ she looks for the box of bells when he mentions it ] We currently have no means of repairing the blue bells, and so I would advise you to think carefully if its call will be answered before ringing it.

[soba]

... so if we ring it, then the thing will probably break completely?

[ ... ]

But there is a chance the guy might show up?

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[ she tilts her head a bit as she stares at toi for a few seconds... ]

The Master may answer its call, yes.

[soba]

[ hmmm ]

You didn't answer the first question though.

So if it breaks, and you're not sure if you'll be able to fix it, does that mean we might only have a one time chance to talk to your boss?

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That is possible, sir. Which is why I said it would be best to only ring it if you are confident its call will be heard.

[soba]

[ how the fuck would you know that ]

Right...

Also, drop the sir.

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[ :) ]

I will consider it.

[ she will not ]

[soba]

Do you accept bribes?

[ BRIBES TO

STOP CALLING HIM SIR ]

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I doubt there is anything you could offer me that I could want, sir.

[ s i r. but also toi has nothing what is he gonna do ]

[soba]

[ IT'S NOT HIS FAULT SOMEONE LOST HIS STUFF ]

What the hell kind of establishment doesn't accept bribes...

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[ hey she didn't arrange for transportation!!! ]

You may have better luck bribing my sisters.

[soba]

[ what did master blue use, delta airlines??? ]

Both of them?

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[ cause we're Delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare 🎶 ]

Peach is more... indulgent, while Pumpkin enjoys any distraction. They may consider your bribes.

[soba]

Good to know.

Although right now you're the problem.

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Yes. That is quite unfortunate.

[ she offers no help whatsoever ]

[soba]

You are so helpful.

[ she has actually been kind of helpful but he's still annoyed ]

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My apologies. Is there anything else I can do for you?

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Sir?