GUEST SERVICES - TOI

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[It's not like she wasn't expecting this question but she frowns anyway. ]

We were hoping that this wouldn't happen. But we had to take precautions to be prepared in case it did.

[soba]

So you weren't completely sure...?

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No. We didn't really know until after everything already happened that night.

[soba]

Well, even if you're lying it's not like you'd admit to it...

You guys mentioned that the rules just change on their own.

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[A shrug. ]

The rules can change at any time for the sake of the house and the guests in it. It's our job to make sure the rules are followed.

[soba]

But who's changing them? Or do they really just change on their own?

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If you found who was responsible, what would you do, sir?

[soba]

Stop calling me sir.

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But since attacking you guys seems to do nothing, I'm guess the same wold happen, right?

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That's a good guess, yes.

[She tilts her head.] ...Toi then?

[soba]

Or Kuji. Whichever.

[ she's already better than plum for agreeing ]

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As you wish, Kuji. [She's going to eventually call him Toi later but for now since he suggested it she'll go with Kuji.]

...we do apologize for the turn of events.

[soba]

No. This is more or less how my luck tends to be.

[ he's still

very mad

but he's also just "well of fucking COURSE i'd be taken to a murder mansion" ]

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Do you often experience drastic changes like this then? [She remembers their last conversation and admittedly she's curious about what Toi's used to. ]

[soba]

Yes.

I'd like it to stop.

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How did things like this start in the first place? Where you're from, I mean.

[soba]

By breaking statues...

[ he's internally closing his eyes ]

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By--huh? [Uh. Toi???] Why would you do something like that?

[soba]

It wasn't on purpose! It got in the way.

[ no it didn't ]

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In the way of what? That sounds pretty rude of it.

[...is she teasing him? Maybe.]

[soba]

Shut up!

[ he grumbles.... rude ]

It just wasn't a normal statue.

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[Her eyes immediately light up.]

Was it magic? A witch? A tsukumogami? [A statue is probably too big for that but look. For a furry she seems weirdly excited by the concept of a magical statue.]

[soba]

It was a kappa.

[ yea ]

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With the...[She lifts her hands to hold above her head to indicate a water dish.] Ohhh...

...but aren't you a kappa, too? [She can read.]

[soba]

Not always.

[ did you know she is the first person to ask about this ]

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[...I hate our friends so much.]

I got that impression since you look very human right now. Are you a shapeshifter then? [Like he came here to ask about murderhouse but now they're just going to talk about this ig.]