cluedin: (Default)
🐾 ([personal profile] cluedin) wrote2020-01-23 11:34 am

GRAVEYARD

THE GRAVEYARD


No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?



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mammoney: (peso)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-03-08 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo, Pumpkin.

[AN IMPORTANT QUESTION]

Is there Wi-fi?
getdrekt: (Well you're already in one)

[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-08 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What is Wi-fi>?

[MORE STUPID WORDS!!!!]
mammoney: (krone)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-03-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Its what you use to get on the internet. Sheesh, your world is MISSING OUT.
getdrekt: ('Cause we hate what you do)

[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-08 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Funnily enough, I don't share your sentiment.
mammoney: (dinar)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-03-08 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Its okay, one day I'll show ya, and you'll be enlightened, my man.
getdrekt: (Default)

[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-08 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[please don't show asch the internet

he scoffs, his beautifully braided hair flicked.]


I don't need your internet, wi-fi, or lattes!
mammoney: (rand)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-03-09 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Come onnnnnn I'm sure you do! Give it a chance!
getdrekt: (Default)

[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-09 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
No.

And since none of it exists here, I'll continue to survive without.

[fast forward 4 weeks: asch perfects latte art]
mammoney: (peso)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-03-08 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw...

[Great.]

So, like, are we dead? Dead dead?
mammoney: (lek)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-03-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Uh. Wait. [BACK UP] Are they dead too?
mammoney: (pound)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-03-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Is Master Blue the house or somethin'? Is he gonna actually eat us?