GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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[getdrekt]

[ABSOLUTELY NOT]

That.

No emojis. No nicknames.

[mammoney]

Nicknames are fun! What do you have against fun?

[getdrekt]

[...]

Are you telling me that you'd like me to give you a nickname?

[mammoney]

If it's a good one, sure. Why not! I recommend something like "The GREAT Mammon". It's real catchy!

[getdrekt]

The Great Moron.

Perfect. Thank you for your suggestion.

[mammoney]

It's MAMMON! Mammon! Get it into your head!!!

[getdrekt]

A nickname is meant to be pejorative and representative of the person.

Don't you think it suits you, The Great Moron?

Our bond is already closer than ever.

[mammoney]

You SERIOUSLY need to get the stick out of your ass. If you gotta be that way, then fine! You're name's ASCHHOLE from now on! Can't change it! Boom, it's gone! We're best friends, now!!

[sadiskick]

[ She kicks him. ]

[mammoney]

[rip mammon he's stumbling to the ground]

H-hey? Melt???

[sadiskick]

[ She just looks at him like she couldn't be more disappointed in him. ]

[mammoney]

[He looks at her for a moment, before folding his arms. He's still laying on the floor.]

He started it...I was just tryin' to get him to have fun...

[sadiskick]

Torture him. Enjoy his suffering. Don't care about his fun.

[ Because Asch doesn't know what fun is. ]

[mammoney]

I was! He's an asshole!

[IF YOU GET RILED UP TOO THAT ISN'T TORTURE]

But yeah, yeah. [He grins.] Oh man, I still need to tell him about memes. He'll totally suffer a lot with that.

[sadiskick]

You idiot demon. It stopped being torture the moment you let him get to you.

[ She doesn't care much for memes, but she just waves a sleeve. Sure, sure, show him memes or whatever. ]

[getdrekt]

Wonderful. [his words are so dry, you can hear the plants shrivelling up.]

Then, Moron, I suggest we seal our new-found brotherhood with a friendly handshake.

[hes gonna CRUSH your stupid HAND!!!!!!]

[mammoney]

Sure thing!

[He moves in for the handshake-]

[And then twists his hand around to flip him the bird. HAHA]

[getdrekt]

[he punches him right in his stupid face.]

[mammoney]

[WOW]

[He just bends over and laughs, though, even as he clutches his face.]

Tch. Lucifer's punches have waaaay more bite to them.

[getdrekt]

[he's already walking away








stupid!!!!!!!!]