GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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Comments

[getdrekt]

[he's gonna try and sucker punch the cookies right out of your mouth, scrublord!!!]

[shortfornow]

[ dodging because he's a cheat like that. ]

[getdrekt]

[KICKING TO THE SIDE HE DODGES TO BECAUSE HE'S FUCK YOU LIKE THAT!!!]

[shortfornow]

[ And hopping over that before trying to bolt with the cookies ]

[getdrekt]

[THIS SLICK LITTLE FREAK

CHASING!!!!!!]

You think I can't catch you!?

[shortfornow]

[ Mostly slick, and he lost a cookie. Just going to toss one back at Asch to make up for lost time before he bolts again. ]

Wow, so scary.

[ His tone is flat ]

[getdrekt]

[in an incredible display of odds and how everything must live by the rule of funny, the cookie flies through the air

and lands directly in Asch's open, yelling mouth.

nom.

or more specifically, HCCGGGHHH, because it hits him in the back of the mouth and he has to abruptly stop before he chokes on it.

all he can do is curse Dazai silently as he flees, coughing up cookie crumbs on to the floor in a righteous fury.]

[shortfornow]

[ rest in cookie pieces ]