GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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[sadiskick]

My form is perfect.

[ Try another insult. ]

Is this the type of conversation you usually have with her?

[getdrekt]

Your form is something.

[sadiskick]

I'm beautiful.

[ He can't say or convince her otherwise. ]

[getdrekt]

[he's just

deadpanning at her

WHO says that about THEMSELVES]

[sadiskick]

[ she does.

she's a fucking goddess.

She's unaffected by his deadpan look. She flaps a sleeve at him. He can go away now. ]

[getdrekt]

You are not even the most beautiful person in this cursed manor.

[he humphs and wanders off.]

[sadiskick]

[ STOP I HATE THAT MELTRYLLIS WON'T GO AFTER HIM FOR THIS PIECE OF GOSSIP

WHERE THE FUCK IS ANYA ]

[constellates]

[ara fucking shoved this thread at me so i literally have to chase after this or she'll hurt me]

Asch thinks someone is beautiful? Кто? Who?

[shE JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHO ASCH HAS A CRUSH ON]

[shortfornow]

[ He has a pretty good idea but... ]

Ah, I wonder if it's Pumpkin.

[ Let's name another person instead ]

[constellates]

[she





believes him completely and immediately]

Oh... It is true - if they spend much time here together before we arrived.

[she ships it]

[getdrekt]

No.

[constellates]

[she looks disappointed]

Are you sure?

[anYA,]

[shortfornow]

They have. He seems to be really shy when it comes to his real feelings.

[ Look at Asch denying it ]

[constellates]

[oh

she leans in conspiratorially to whisper to dazai]

Tsundere?

[remember when niji thought anya wasn't the devil in angel's clothing]

[getdrekt]

It is a shame you are already dead, because I would love to kill you myself!

[getdrekt]

I would rather flay myself alive.

[getdrekt]

[there's some internal screaming happening

but he's pulling a great poker face, even if it is a little frozen in place.]

There's... lots of beautiful people.

I shouldn't have to name names. Someone like you should already know who I'm talking about.

[actually there's a very limited number of women and even less that he'd be interested in but the words come out too quick and I guess that's where we're at now. hotornot bluffing.]

[shortfornow]

[ Totally straight faced and everything: ] I'm not interested.

[getdrekt]

Good.

[constellates]

[she tilts her head in confusion]

Someone like me....?

[ . . . . ]

Well I think Meltryllis is very beautiful.

[iS THAT WHAT HE MEANT]

I still wonder who Asch thinks is lovely...

[getdrekt]

Everyone.

Everyone has their own special... something.

[this would be more convincing if he wasn't gritting his teeth.]

[constellates]

[bruh,]

Then why do you look in pain when you say it?

[mammoney]

My charms and Adonis-like looks won you over, huh?

[MAMMON, NO]

[getdrekt]

[]

Get away from me. I can only imagine Adonis is a toilet.

[mammoney]

Adonis is the most beautiful human man in existence! Unlike you, you bell pepper. Still, you gotta recognize beauty when you see it! I know ya do!