GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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[getdrekt]

Then you can continue using it.

[sadiskick]

[ She smiles at him. ]

You are one of the biggest hypocrites I know, dead or alive.

[getdrekt]

An incredible statement, coming from the Queen of hypocrisy herself.

[they are good friends.]

[sadiskick]

What makes me a hypocrite?

[getdrekt]

["what makes me a hypocrite"

how dare u

but this is definitely not going to go anywhere. maybe he could try that whole high road thing.]

I have no interest in publicly airing your contradictions.

[sadiskick]

[ ???

Does Asch know how to take the high road? Sounds fake. ]

You have no answer for me.

[getdrekt]

If I listed examples of your own hypocrisies, would you accept them as easily as I have?

Shall we both stand here all day and list each other's flaws, or move on?

Perhaps we should focus on the subject at hand.

[nice. he's internally patting himself on the back.]

[sadiskick]

[ Has he accepted his at all? Hello? Asch?

She looks at him like he's an idiot. Because he is one. ]

Did you only get your arm back and not any reason?

[getdrekt]

What now.

[sadiskick]

We should talk about how to communicate with the living, but since when did you accept all your various flaws and hypocrisies?

[ He had a full melt down on Anya. ]

[getdrekt]

[...]

Death brings things into perspective.

[IT DOES but in this case he's just

bullshitting.]

[sadiskick]

You died a first time and were still like that. I don't think dying a second time would change your perspective much.

[ It's her opinion, not humble in the least. ]