GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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[getdrekt]

Hah!

[he's practically purring with vindication.]

So much for keeping your cool, nya!

[slobjection]

[ god this is the worst ]

I didn't think she was serious about this.

[getdrekt]

You--

[he's literally bubbling with amusement. this is probably the happiest you've heard him.]

You thought... You thought melt, of all people wouldn't rise to the challenge of a meaningless act of physical affection with a human, nya?

[his tail waves triumphantly, the purring briefly increasing.]

You're completely red, nya.

[sadiskick]

[ Hey, Asch. Guess what? There's a kick coming his way. ]

I would not kiss any human on the lips. Phoenix Wright has at least found out enough information about this house to be worth something.

[getdrekt]

[ARRRGH

his tail puffs up like he's been electrocuted

at least it hits mammon too]

You just--!!

[oh god they're fucking GHOSTS that's gonna be her out card huh???]

You're the worst, nya.

[shortfornow]

[ snaps pic ]

[sadiskick]

[ Why do you think Meltryllis has no precision with her kicks? It's how she fights.

She only aimed for Asch. ]

I am the prima. Sear that into your mind.

[getdrekt]

You're trash, nya!

[sadiskick]

You have one chance to reword that.

[ She's not having that insult today. ]

[getdrekt]

[SCOWLIN]

I'm dragged into this miserable game, attacked multiple times, then you demand I change to suit your moods, nya?

Just take it—and leave me alone, nya.

[sadiskick]

Yes. What do you think happened to me in what you saw? The other me?

[ That's the only hint she's giving him. ]

[getdrekt]

[...]

...I don't know why you'd think I'd stoop so low as to call that out, but fine, nya. You're not trash.

[sadiskick]

Your words betrayed your intent.

[ She is a tad more sensitive this week since she destroyed the chapel.

So even if he didn't mean it that way, well. ]

[getdrekt]

Tch. I'm not so pathetic as to pick low-hanging fruit just to drive the knife in deeper, nya.

[but he is. backing off of it.]

[sadiskick]

[ the nyas are beautiful and ruin the seriousness in this conversation.

She nods. That's that! Next week, she'll be fine and he can call her trash and she'll ignore it like usual.

Back to Asch's purgatory being ruined by kisses➙ ]

[mammoney]

[JUST SMACKING HIM IN THE BACK WITH HIS TAIL]

What's WRONG with ya!!! Apologize!!!

[getdrekt]

[he just scowls.]

She kicks me in the face, and you want me to apologize, nya?

Forget it—now we're equal, nya.

[slobjection]

It's your imagination.

[ ......... it's kind of nice to see asch smiling and laughing like this, so he'll let him have his fun. ]