GRAVEYARD
THE GRAVEYARD
No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.
No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,
"Oooooh... I see dead people."
... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"
As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?
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There you go.
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... Not lips kiss is fine then, yes?
[since dad did it!!!!! but then she'll go ahead and spin it
it lands on dazai because asch has no rights]
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You can just kiss me on the cheek.
[ He'll be nice to Anya ]
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confidence makes her laugh]
Eh? Запрос? You even have request?
[but she's just teasing - she'll start to walk over because that's fine with her. friends can sleep in the same bed, and hold hands, and give cheek kisses]
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[1/2]
На модерации. Do not be greedy.
[but everything is going to go as planned as she gets closer - ]
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oh!]
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well.
cool.
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...
... ...
What just happened? ]
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well
she will accept the help so that she's steadied, even though she pulls back, obviously, in some combination of confusion and surprise. her hand comes up to her mouth, fingers to her lips before she seems to connect the dotes after another second and - ]
Извините! I - sorry. Um. And thank you - [wait] - f-for catch! [nOT THE KISS
ah, she's blushing. she's near impossible to fluster but she's flustered now?]
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There's a pause before he starts to laugh. An actual, laugh.
Keeping a hand on her as he reaches up to touch his own mouth. ]
Next time, you should do it more gently.
[ He has to tease to hide anything else. ]
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the tease manages to surprise her, even as the laugh manages to get her heart to skip one (1) single beat, and then she's laughing along with him. she honestly doesn't have a single regret if it means she gets to hear that sound]
Next time? Greedy Osamu...!
[she's still embarrassed but it's fine...]
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He gives a wink, which might not actually translate well since only one eye is visible anyways. ]
What can I say? I can be pretty greedy.
[ He's not sorry at all. Guess it's time to ruin the mood. ]
I suppose it is my turn, but there is only one person who hasn't gotten smooched yet. I should make it fair, right?
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turns
oh
no
oh hell no
oh no no no no NO
every piece of fur on his body stands up, fluffing his tail, ears, and even his hair a bit. he struggles against Mammon's dragon strength like a man about to be murdered.]
No, NO, NYA!
Get back, nya! Get away from me, nya! I'll bite you, I swear I'll bite you, nya!
[WRIGGLING TO TRY AND SLIP AWAY!!!]
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Instead of reaching for the wriggling red head though he's going to
push Mammon into Asch instead. kiss kiss fall in something ]
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[He. Really isn't expecting this but??? Look. He's drunk. Everything happens so much. And you know what? This might as well be a thing that happens.]
[His feathers fluff out of surprise, but hey, sure, he'll kiss Asch right on the mouth.]
[Hey, Asch, at least it could be worse. Mammon is honestly a really good kisser. :,)]
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[but whatever it is he's going to do to hell and back gets cut off, because his face gets mashed right into Mammon's.
right on the mouth. where the spit comes from.
the shock alone is enough to give him a millisecond of pause. for a fleeting moment, the realization that this is his first kiss flashes by--
--before he absolutely coldclocks Mammon in the jaw with a swinging uppercut, pushing himself as away from the demon, trying to make as much space between them as possible considering their position.
he opens his mouth to speak
but all that comes out is absolutely furious wet cat hissing, spitting, and yowling, which really just doubles down on the "well now i really wanna kill you all and die" expression Asch is currently sporting.
Finally:]
GET OUT OF MY ROOM, NYA!
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[Mammon will just. Lie here for a moment almost knocked out, but at least he does this?]
[Sorry not sorry he took your first kiss, Asch.]
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the most overtly but also the most smoothly anyone's flirted with her? so she's just going to blush a little bit more before pulling away, still laughing a bit to herself as she places a hand over her dokidoki heart while dazai goes to terrorize asch
it's probably whatever]
Play nice...
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