GUEST SERVICES - PHOENIX

[cluedin]

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[slobjection]

I get that a lot.

[ he's laughing so not offended at all ]

I think I just need a fashion guide.

[cluedin]

I can't say I am overly qualified for it ... [ she wears a maid outfit 99% of the time, ] But I suppose I could help.

[slobjection]

[ what does she wear 1% of the time ]

If you're up for a fun little side project.

[ challenge: try to make phoenix wright look respectable ]

[cluedin]

[ the outfit she wears on mini-events keep up sipp ]

I do not know about fun, but it will certainly be a project, sir.

[slobjection]

[ that's more than 1% ]

Maybe it'll distract you from all the property damage.

[cluedin]

I doubt anything could distract me from that, sir.

[slobjection]

I'll try my hardest to be distracting.

[cluedin]

[ hm ]

I would rather you didn't.

[slobjection]

No? I just wanted to give you a break.

[cluedin]

Your idea of distraction is not much of a break, sir.

[slobjection]

What would be a break, then?

[cluedin]

So long as guests are around, it would be unthinkable of me to take a break.

[slobjection]

What if we work out a sneak break? Under the guise of helping me.

[cluedin]

Spending time with you is not a break, sir.

[ ruthless. ]

[slobjection]

We could make it one.

[cluedin]

That would require it feeling like one, would it not?

[slobjection]

Just gotta be creative.

[cluedin]

I would rather you weren't.

[slobjection]

No, I was telling you to be creative. I'm incapable of it.

[ ok phoenix ]

[cluedin]

You seem very creative to me, sir.

[slobjection]

Hm.... no, not at all.

But thanks for the compliment.

[cluedin]

Ah, there. More of your creativity.

[slobjection]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[cluedin]

I'm sure you don't.

[ #doubt ]

[slobjection]

So... hypothetically, what would you want to do on a break?