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I would not enjoy cooking, sir.

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I was thinking about just the butler and boss part.

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I could no more do her job as butler than she could do mine as housekeeper.

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You don't think she could handle the pressure?

[ god im ruining 69 comments by responding to this ]

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It is not about pressure, sir. We are in the jobs we are most qualified for.

[ even pumpkin?? ]

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Even Pumpkin?

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Of course. When she applies herself, Pumpkin's work is exemplary.

[ when ]

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Huh. How often does that happen?

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Not often enough.

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But it has happened?

Maybe you just need to find the right motivation.

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[ she nods at the first question in a bit of a duh way, but. she looks dubious after ]

Perhaps. What did you have in mind, sir?

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[ the wright motivation. ]

She likes games, doesn't she?

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Sometimes to a fault, yes.

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I guess taking them away isn't an option....

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The Master would not approve of us depriving her of her hobbies.

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The Master must be pretty lax if hobbies are more important than duties....

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I suppose. So long as Pumpkin does her job eventually, the Master does not mind indulging her.

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What about a game of hide and seek with it?

[ loophole, babey!! ]

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Please stop attempting to bully my sister, sir.

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Hide and seek is bullying now...? What are they teaching the kids nowadays?

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I am quite older than you.

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What's the secret to your skincare regimen?

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I borrow other people's skin and wear it as my own.

[ completely deadpan. ]

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Interesting..... how do you put it back after?

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I simply shed it when I no longer have need of it.