slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
You can call me Nick, if you want. Since I'm your assistant and all.

Depends.... if you're picky about the shape or not.

[ he might actually try to make some phoenix noodles, beware. ]
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's if she wants!! he doesn't really care about formality, as she can probably tell. ]

Good to know.... you really know your stuff.

[ yeah he's definitely making phoenix noodles, sorry everyone ]
slobjection: (everyone said it was a real safe bet)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I can teach you, if you want. A trade of skills.

[ please serve phoenix noodles officially somewhere ]
slobjection: (it'll leave you dead inside!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-22 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they're just noodles cut to be spiky like this hair.... ]

If you can teach this old dog some new tricks in the kitchen.... I can give you the basics of poker. Call it a thank you from your assistant.

[ she's like 5000 so its ok ]
slobjection: (decidin' what to do for a livin')

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-23 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I look forward to it.

[ teaches a 5000 y/o underage girl/robot to play poker nbd. ]

You're thinking of magic.... but I can't say poker isn't a little magical.
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.... I'm her apprentice.

[ phoenix is hard at work at his phoenix noodles ]
slobjection: (law school debt)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ he needs further instructions or this nonsense will continue!! ]

I've got a few up my sleeve.
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, as part of our little partnership here.

[ then she can wow and/or annoy her sisters with them!! ]

Phoenix noodles. I think they look pretty good.

[ do they.... ]
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-24 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ phoenix is helping. ]

Don't know. Wanna try it?

[ it's not cooked yet peach how would he know!! ]
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-28 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
So is most art.

[ phoenix please!!!!! at least he's having fun. ]
slobjection: (is runnin' up fees)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-02-29 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a man of many talents..... like yourself.

[ this is gonna take forever but it will be worth it!! ]
Edited 2020-02-29 02:57 (UTC)
slobjection: (don't be a lawyeeeeerrr)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-03-03 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Piano....... allegedly.

[ allegedly. ]

What about you?

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