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GUEST SERVICES - MAMMON
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mammoney
2020-03-09 05:09 am (UTC)
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[A shake of the head.]
Well, we're demons. But me and my brothers, except for Satan...we used to be angels, once upon a time.
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cluedin
2020-03-09 05:17 am (UTC)
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... I can't say I expected that, sir.
[ plum voice: him?????????? ]
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mammoney
2020-03-09 12:34 pm (UTC)
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Just goes to show ya that I'm one hell of a demon, yeah?
[Mammon....no.]
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cluedin
2020-03-09 08:41 pm (UTC)
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No.
[ puns bad. ]
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mammoney
2020-03-09 08:53 pm (UTC)
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Aw, come on, really?
[PARTY POOPER]
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cluedin
2020-03-09 11:47 pm (UTC)
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Puns are the lowest form of humor.
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mammoney
2020-03-10 02:02 am (UTC)
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What's the highest form of humor, then?
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cluedin
2020-03-10 02:23 am (UTC)
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I suppose it depends on the...
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timing.
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mammoney
2020-03-10 04:14 am (UTC)
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[BRO YOU GOT THE WHOLE DEMON LAUGHING]
[except not]
[he looks very unimpressed]
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cluedin
2020-03-10 04:15 am (UTC)
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[ :/ ]
And the audience.
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mammoney
2020-03-10 04:16 am (UTC)
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If you say it like that, even the best audience won't laugh at it! C'mon. I know you got a good joke in there. Tell me somethin' else.
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cluedin
2020-03-10 04:34 am (UTC)
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Oh, I couldn't possibly, sir. I have never told a joke once in my entire life.
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mammoney
2020-03-10 04:35 am (UTC)
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Being sarcastic is like, one hundred percent proof you can do a joke.
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cluedin
2020-03-10 04:46 am (UTC)
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I have never been more sincere. But very well, sir. Knock knock.
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mammoney
2020-03-10 11:57 am (UTC)
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...Who's there?
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cluedin
2020-03-10 12:04 pm (UTC)
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Boo.
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mammoney
2020-03-10 12:10 pm (UTC)
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Boo hoo?
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cluedin
2020-03-10 12:18 pm (UTC)
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I am so sorry sir. I didn't mean to make you cry with how terrible my joke was.
[ ha ha ]
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mammoney
2020-03-10 12:21 pm (UTC)
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...
[He thinks about it for a second.]
That's actually not too bad...
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cluedin
2020-03-10 12:26 pm (UTC)
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Thank you.
[ she tried therefore, no one can ever criticize her, ]
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mammoney
2020-03-12 04:50 am (UTC)
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You're welcome. See, you can joke!
[even if it is a slightly okay knock-knock joke]
But anyways, you always used to do this? Do maid and butler stuff, I mean? I can tell you're good at your job...
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cluedin
2020-03-12 05:00 am (UTC)
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It might be better if I do not.
[ dryly. but to answer his question: ]
We have done our jobs for quite some time. Anyone would gain skill after so long. But yes, I suppose my sisters and I have a natural inclination towards the ones we have here.
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2020-03-12 05:00 (UTC)
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Well, we're demons. But me and my brothers, except for Satan...we used to be angels, once upon a time.
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[ plum voice: him?????????? ]
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[Mammon....no.]
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[ puns bad. ]
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[PARTY POOPER]
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[ ........ ]
timing.
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[except not]
[he looks very unimpressed]
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And the audience.
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[ ha ha ]
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[He thinks about it for a second.]
That's actually not too bad...
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[ she tried therefore, no one can ever criticize her, ]
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[even if it is a slightly okay knock-knock joke]
But anyways, you always used to do this? Do maid and butler stuff, I mean? I can tell you're good at your job...
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[ dryly. but to answer his question: ]
We have done our jobs for quite some time. Anyone would gain skill after so long. But yes, I suppose my sisters and I have a natural inclination towards the ones we have here.