GUEST SERVICES - MAMMON

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W0, MONDAY

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[Mammon rings the pink bell and Peach comes trotting out of the kitchen, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as she sizes him up.]

Good afternoon, sir! How can I help you?

[mammoney]

Yo!

[He is............facing away from her. Look, it's fine.]

Wait a second, you're over there, aren't ya.

[Pointing in a COMPLETELY different direction from her.]

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[Hm. You know what. She's not even going to comment on that! It's fine!]

...definitely over there, yeah. [She's. Walking over there. At least he can hear her jingling thanks to the bell on her neck.]

[mammoney]

...

[This really sucks.]

I can...kinda see ya. And hear ya. Don't know what happened to my vision over here. [A long sigh.] Anyways, I have a request. And a couple questions, I guess.

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[She's going to do that obnoxious thing and wave a hand in front of his face? The bell jingles a little with her movements, but hm!]

I don't know what happened to your vision either. [That probably wasn't one of the questions, but it's more like a statement.] But I'll help with everything else that I can.

[mammoney]

[Just flaps to try to get the hand out of his face, at least he can detect the movement.]

Quit that! Sheesh. [A low sigh.] I can request food from you, right?

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[She laughs but, like, quietly. Sorry Mammon! But at the question there's a. nod even if he can't see it.]

That's right! I prepare all of the meals for the house, but I do take requests. What did you have in mind?

[mammoney]

Uh, can I get like, some dried blackbelly newt legs? Maybe some cockroaches lightly crisped?

[A beat.]

And a hamburger, I guess.

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[She blinks for a moment.]

Rare, medium, or well-done, sir?

[She's also walking away, but Mammon can probably follow the sound of her bell. Is she making him walk with her? Yes.]

week 0; monday

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[ The bell rings and the sound echos in the garden... and maybe a minute later, there's the sound of soft foot steps carefully walking through the flowers. y'all need to stop making her go outside ]

Hello, sir. You called for me?

[mammoney]

Wow, I can finally see ya.

[You saw her the first week, you absolute dimwit. He seems in a pretty good mood, regardless. In fact, he just has a beautiful purple iris to just. Hand to her. With no warning.]

Here. For you.

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Yes. All senses should have returned to the guests on Sunday.

[ ... uh ... well, she takes it, but... ]

... Did you pick a flower from the garden to give to me, sir?

[ is this. what is happening. ]

[mammoney]

Yeah.

[He grins. He will Regret this later.]

Anyways, ya gotta tell me what you do! I know of one hell of a butler from back home, but I'm not sure if you have like, the same type of job as him or what.

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Why?

[ like. why? anyway-- ]

I clean the house, sir. I'm not sure I understand the question.

[mammoney]

I dunno. I just felt like it. And its somethin' purple 'cause you're purple! So I thought it fit!

[Ungreedy urges! Nothing like it!]

Well, I guess...do you do anythin' else besides cleaning the house? Like provide people services or what.

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[ fucking WILD. she tucks the flower away into her pocket anyway... ]

Yes. Should any guest have questions or requests and ring my bell, I am to answer to the best of capacities, sir.

[mammoney]

Ooh, questions too, huh...

[hmmmmm]

First of all, I guess I have to ask. Is Master Blue a witch?

[Just putting it out right there, huh.]

w2; wednesday

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[ Plum arrives in the ballroom almost immediately after the bell is rung, looking completely and fully awake. Unlike some guests we won't name. She curtsies when she sees him. ]

Good evening, sir. Was there something you needed?

[mammoney]

[He blearily stares at her for a moment, like he's trying to gather his thoughts, before giving her a nod and a very, very light smile.]

Heya, Plum. Just wanted to ask...is it possible for you to deliver somethin' to someone else? At my request, I mean.

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[ she tilts her head ]

Of course, sir. What is it?

[mammoney]

Uh. This.

[He holds up the crystal vase he stole from earlier in the week. In it is a single flower.]

I want this to go to Meltryllis. [And he also pulls out a folded note to hand to Plum as well.] By tomorrow, if ya could. I'd like for it to be a surprise.

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[ she takes both and makes no move to read the note, simply putting them away ]

Of course, sir. I'll be sure to deliver it to her. Is there a reason you do not wish to deliver these yourself?

[mammoney]

Because people like surprises, don't they? I know that whenever I get my deliveries from Akuzon it makes me real happy.

[It's demon Amazon, don't ask.]

Plus I'll talk to her about it later. I just...I just think it says a lot more than I could at the moment...

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I believe it would be a surprise regardless. [ but she hums ] Is there something you wish for me to say to her when I hand it over?

[mammoney]

Just say its from her favorite demon of all time!

[Mammon, no]