mammoney: (peso)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-22 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Whaaaaaaaat? What does he pay you, then? Please don't tell me he doesn't pay anything.
mammoney: (dram)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-22 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[5000 YEAR OLD CHILDREN]

[And Mammon just.]

[Drops his burger to his plate. He is THAT stunned.]


What the CRAP is that? That's not pay? What kind of idiot are you workin' for? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY DOING THIS FOR FREE, YOU FOOL!

[NOBODY DOES ANYTHING FOR FREE, THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!]
mammoney: (leu)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-22 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! It IS!

[don't mind him he's kind of mentally screaming over here]

Go to your stupid boss and just. Shake him. Stab him. Hold him over a fire and make him boil until he cries bloody murder. I don't care. And then tell him to give you what you deserve! Which is money and gold and whatever you use to pay for stuff! Jewels! Whatever!! Dammit!

[mammon really saying Eat The Rich except its because he supports everyone being rich?? somehow works.]
mammoney: (pound)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
No, but like, they pay me for jobs, so I don't.

[What are morals? The guy wanted to torture murder suspects in a murder mystery, he is a DEMON and LOVING IT]

What do you MEAN- [SHE?? DOESN'T HAVE A NEED??????????] Do you even hear yourself right now? You TOTALLY need that stuff! Imagine all the cool things you could buy!