GUEST SERVICES - MAMMON

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Comments

[mammoney]

Why would I think people are from different worlds? That's crazy! That's like somethin' out of Levi's stupid animes!

[ANIME IS REAL, MAMMON]

[cluedin]

You did not think it odd that no one's experiences were similar to your own?

[mammoney]

Like ninety nine percent of them are humans, like why would their experiences be the same as mine?

[cluedin]

Are you not human, sir?

[ he has absolutely told her before. she just immediately forgot. ]

[mammoney]

...

[the GALL]

Your master summoned me, one of the seven rulers of Devildom, the Avatar of Greed himself, a top-notch high-quality demon, and then you say somethin' like, "are you not human"? Are you SERIOUS?

[cluedin]

Yes.

[mammoney]

...Does your Master Blue know what the hell he's even doin'? Look, its one thing to kidnap a bunch of humans or whatever, but what kind of guy summons a demon for nothing?

[cluedin]

The Master has a far greater knowledge of the guests than we do, sir. All we have to go on are the plaques in the ballroom. I am quite certain Master Blue ... "Summoned" you for a reason.

[mammoney]

What kinda servant doesn't even know the guests? That's unfair.

[The demon butler he knows would NEVER do something like that!]

And what reason is that? To kill people? I'm not into that stuff!

[cluedin]

The idea is for us to personally get to know the guests, I presume, sir. [ there's a beat ] Though guests have not been brought here to kill one another.

[mammoney]

Hm. [Personally? HM.] Are ya sure about that? Because that's literally what the whole rules plaque say! Kill someone every week!

[cluedin]

The rules simply assume that you will, sir. They do not dictate you must.