GUEST SERVICES - ASH

[cluedin]

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[voidbreaker]

Good. That's what I'm going for.

[ the true delinquent look ]

I guess it would be like you losing your headband or something. It's part of the whole get up.

[cluedin]

Yes. I am a housekeeper, and so I must look the part.

[ we're not going to mention that pumpkin dresses however the fuck she feels like ]

[voidbreaker]

[ he will say nothing regarding psls. ]

Yeah. Half the battle is looking the part.

[cluedin]

[ nods ]

Yes. That is why we provided our guests with clothes. Though it was meant to be temporary...

[ woops. ]

[voidbreaker]

[ ah. ]

The fancy clothing or the stay?

[cluedin]

Both. I assure you, the Master has no plans of making your stay here permanent.

[voidbreaker]

I hate to tell you this Monobun, but knowing what we know now that sounds pretty damn ominous.

[cluedin]

[ she inclines her head like. fair enough ]

I understand. I doubt it would help if I assured you the Master would prefer you all alive as well, I assume?

[voidbreaker]

[ heh. ]

A little positive reenforcement never hurt anyone. But hey, if we were all gone there’d be no one wrecking the lounge anymore.



Or the kitchen.

[cluedin]

[ why would you remind her ]

Yes. I cannot wait for it, sir.

[voidbreaker]

[ hey. honesty. he just laughs. ]

Fair enough.

But shout if someone wrecks the library again. I wouldn’t mind a few words with whoever did that.

[cluedin]

It is my understanding that a group of them did so when they were locked in last Thursday night, sir.

[ she had to replace... so much furniture ]

[voidbreaker]

[ ....... ]

Did they damage any books?

[ P R I O R I T I E S ]

[cluedin]

Yes. I believe they must have been...thrown? I have fixed them to the best of my abilities.

[voidbreaker]

[ boooooks.... nooooooooo!!! ]

... what’s the point in throwing books around? It’s not like they’ve got the weight to break a door down if they’re light enough for you to pick up and throw.

[ still ]

Thanks for fixing them, though.

[cluedin]

The actions of guests remain a constant mystery to me, sir.

[ she inclines her head at the thanks, but: ]

I was simply doing my job.

[voidbreaker]

[ he won't make a comment about the actions of the staff and master of the house in return. ]

Maybe ban people from the library before they can get locked in there again.

[cluedin]

The Master says all guests must be allowed to roam freely as much as possible...

[ she wishes tho ]

[voidbreaker]

But not outside and back to our own homes freely, huh.

[cluedin]

That is ... more complicated to arrange.

[voidbreaker]

Complicated. But not impossible.

[ he’s. pretty sure if it was impossible she would have just deadpan told him so. ]

[cluedin]

Did you believe yourselves trapped here forever?

[voidbreaker]

For the long run. And then people started getting murdered and that’s pretty permanent.

[cluedin]

[ she brushes her skirt with a hum ]

Yes, that does tend to seem more permanent.

[voidbreaker]

Not sure what else could be.

[ except if you’re an awakener but ash doesn’t actually know that yet and it isn’t relevant here, so. ]