[ if ash decides to turn his head after he rings the orange bell, he'll see pumpkin, sprawled out on a nearby couch like she's been there for hours, even though it hasn't been all that long since she and her sisters had carted away nikki's body. hm.
regardless, she raises a lazy hand in greeting, with a tired-sounding, ]
[ The study is calm and not destroyed on this lovely Monday ... and there's less than a minute after the bell is rung that Plum shows up and curtsies at Ash ]
[Ash rings the bell and since it's mini-event day, Peach is dressed in her teacher outfit with black cat-eyed glasses. The bell around her neck jingles as she enters the kitchen and she bows slightly in greeting.]
[She's kind of staring because normally that's her job and her question, but she'll approach curiously and sniff.]
I feel like I should be asking you that myself, Mr. Carbide. [But she's close enough to look into the pan.] Wouldn't it be appropriate to offer to the guests first?
[ I can't wait until Ash pushes her into the furnaces. Anyway, she shows up not long after she's called as usual, curtsying to make him rue the day he ever asked for her. ]
[Well. Peach jingle-jangles her way into the conservatory and seems to be bundled up with a pink scarf covering her nose and mouth. The elastic holdings of a medical mask are looped over her ears, but she still waves upon seeing Ash. Hello!]
[ if she didn't hop in she has to go out the door and do this again, but properly. ]
[ nah, instead he just holds out a small paper bag. it might smell? familiar? if she opens it up there's FOUR whole croquettes in there, an exciting array of mystery flavours (vegetarian bunny friendly) ]
[ Ash rings the bell in front of the Master bedroom and...the door swings open? It's a little dark inside, but it seems as though there's something of a living room/guest area that he's entering. He can't quite see yet, but soon he'll hear a soft, echo-y voice as chills run up his spine. ]
w0; tuesday
You called for me, sir?
[ where tf did she come from ]
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Did you just teleport or something?
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[ that is not a no or a yes. ]
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regardless, she raises a lazy hand in greeting, with a tired-sounding, ]
Heyoooo.
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also christ pumpkernickel make some noise when you sneak up on a guy. ash tenses, but relaxes quickly enough with a slightly exasperated sigh. ]
So. What the fuck was up with the wererat?
[ let’s just dive right in ]
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It's like I told you guys during the trial—rats just kinda... happened.
[ she just waves her hand casually ]
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i meant to say "trust us even less"
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week 1; monday
Good day, sir. You requested me?
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[ hey monobun. you get uno wave. ]
You don't have happen to have some tin clasps do you?
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Tin clasps... The kind for jewelry, sir?
[ ???? ]
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W1, WEDNESDAY
Good afternoon, Mr. Carbide! How may I help you?
i was just really determined for ty tags
ash is at the stove! there’s something sizzling away in a pan. actually there’s a lot of things sizzling away in the pan. ]
I made too much food. You guys want some?
[ they are... croquettes! there’s also some rolls and stuff nearby that looks like he’s making a kind of croquette burger? ]
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I feel like I should be asking you that myself, Mr. Carbide. [But she's close enough to look into the pan.] Wouldn't it be appropriate to offer to the guests first?
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w2; wednesday
Good day, sir. Was there something you needed?
[ the "in here" is implied. ]
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Yeah. I've got a question.
What happens if we tie votes?
[ the "in here" is just because whomst the fuck is gonna wander in the furnace on a day that isn't Murder O'Clock on Thurs/Fri. ]
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I believe both parties would be brought in for execution if that were to happen.
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W3, THURSDAY
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Catch a cold?
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w4; monday
Good day. How may I help you?
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[ nah, instead he just holds out a small paper bag. it might smell? familiar? if she opens it up there's FOUR whole croquettes in there, an exciting array of mystery flavours (vegetarian bunny friendly) ]
Thanks.
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w5; monday
Ash Carbide...?
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That's my name.
And you're actually Master Blue, not some remnant of the house out to mess with my head and try to kill me? [ That's very specific, Ash. ]
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w5; sunday
Ash Carbide. Hello.
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Y'know that was not what he expected to see. ]
Hey. You okay after Saturday?
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W5, SUNDAY
...you did well today. How are you feeling?
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flick her on the forehead. ]
The suit wasn't funny, Cobbler.
[ APPARENTLY THIS IS STILL A THING. ] -- But yeah, I'm alright. Thanks for holding the box for me.
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