GUEST SERVICES - HUNTER

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This house is very old, sir.

[ that. explains nothing. ]

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Yeah, you mentioned that, but that doesn't really explain what the strange things were...

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Don't all strange tales begin in old houses, sir?

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Should I get ready to see ghosts wandering around?

[It's a joke, probably.]

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No, I would not worry about seeing ghosts, sir.

[ she's answering it seriously anyway ]

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That’s good. I don’t think we could get Bill Murray on short notice.

[And yet the bad jokes continue...]

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Bill Murray?

[ she doesn't understand the reference :( ]

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Yeah, you know, like...

[Please excuse him, he’s suddenly realizing he’s encountered the biggest tragedy of his life.]

You’ve never seen Ghostbusters...?

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Ghost...busters?

[ she has not. clearly. ]

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Oh my god. Do you guys have a TV, or like, any way to watch movies? This is an injustice.

[This is worse than being kidnapped??]

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Pumpkin uses the TV to play her games, sir.

[ at least there's that? she sounds mildly concerned for how intense he is about this ]

What is this... Ghostbusters movie about?

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People who bust ghosts.

[Amazing summary. More seriously:]

The premise is pretty much what it sounds like, but it’s really funny. They have a really cool theme song and go around making sure ghosts don’t bother people, and then they stop Sigourney Weaver when she gets possessed.

[That summary is also not great.]

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I... see. And is this... Sigourney Weaver a character? [ she sounds so. so dubious of ghostbusters now ]