GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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Comments

[getdrekt]

I'm fully able to speak of all manner of ways in which you two fornicated, but I'd rather spare Anya the details.

But of course, you wouldn't know how to speak to a lady, you garbage can on legs.

[sadiskick]

Do you know how?

[ Meltryllis is so unimpressed. ]

Anastasia is right there. She's in hearing range, you half-baked tomato.

[getdrekt]

Shut up, you misshapen grape woman. I haven't said anything out of line.

[but his clapback at Melt is devoid of the anger from their previous snips.]

[mammoney]

You shouldn't call her a misshapen grape woman! That's mean!!

[>8I]

And yeah, you have! If ya really cared about Anya, you'd not even bring that up! What's wrong with ya?

[getdrekt]

Changing your argument to suit your purpose?

You are together—in whatever form you choose for that to take. Anya can choose to interpret it however you choose to clarify.

[mammoney]

What argument? What are ya talkin' about? I'm just sayin' that's a mean thing to say? Are you even listening??

[TALKING TO ASCH MAKES HIS ONE BRAIN CELL HURT]

We were together at one point! It doesn't mean you need to put that out in the open, dipshit!

[getdrekt]

[lmfao]

Ah.

Then my condolences to your broken heart.

[this whole thing is actually pretty funny]

[mammoney]

[BIG FROWN]

[HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE]

[getdrekt]

[hheehehehheheheheh]

[sadiskick]

My form is perfect.

[ Try another insult. ]

Is this the type of conversation you usually have with her?

[getdrekt]

Your form is something.

[sadiskick]

I'm beautiful.

[ He can't say or convince her otherwise. ]

[getdrekt]

[he's just

deadpanning at her

WHO says that about THEMSELVES]

[sadiskick]

[ she does.

she's a fucking goddess.

She's unaffected by his deadpan look. She flaps a sleeve at him. He can go away now. ]

[getdrekt]

You are not even the most beautiful person in this cursed manor.

[he humphs and wanders off.]

[sadiskick]

[ STOP I HATE THAT MELTRYLLIS WON'T GO AFTER HIM FOR THIS PIECE OF GOSSIP

WHERE THE FUCK IS ANYA ]

[constellates]

[ara fucking shoved this thread at me so i literally have to chase after this or she'll hurt me]

Asch thinks someone is beautiful? Кто? Who?

[shE JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHO ASCH HAS A CRUSH ON]

[shortfornow]

[ He has a pretty good idea but... ]

Ah, I wonder if it's Pumpkin.

[ Let's name another person instead ]

[constellates]

[she





believes him completely and immediately]

Oh... It is true - if they spend much time here together before we arrived.

[she ships it]

[getdrekt]

No.

[getdrekt]

I would rather flay myself alive.

[getdrekt]

[there's some internal screaming happening

but he's pulling a great poker face, even if it is a little frozen in place.]

There's... lots of beautiful people.

I shouldn't have to name names. Someone like you should already know who I'm talking about.

[actually there's a very limited number of women and even less that he'd be interested in but the words come out too quick and I guess that's where we're at now. hotornot bluffing.]

[shortfornow]

[ Totally straight faced and everything: ] I'm not interested.

[constellates]

[she tilts her head in confusion]

Someone like me....?

[ . . . . ]

Well I think Meltryllis is very beautiful.

[iS THAT WHAT HE MEANT]

I still wonder who Asch thinks is lovely...

[mammoney]

My charms and Adonis-like looks won you over, huh?

[MAMMON, NO]