GUEST SERVICES - PHOENIX

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I will leave your education in the culinary arts to my sister. Peach knows what I enjoy.

[ there's a beat ]

But I am vegetarian.

[slobjection]

Good to know.

If you want to educate me in anything else, I'd be happy to learn. My assistant offer is always standing.

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No thank you. Three people is quite enough a staff for Master Blue.

[slobjection]

I suppose I'm not cute enough to fulfill the criteria.

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Maybe with a makeover, sir.

[slobjection]

Would you be giving me the makeover...?

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I'm afraid I do not have the necessary tools for it, sir.

[slobjection]

What would you need....?

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[ she stares blankly ]

An entire salon and wardrobe, at the very least.

[slobjection]

Maybe even more than that.

.... But if there happens to be one around we discover later, would you be interested?

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In giving you a makeover, sir?

[slobjection]

Sure. People are always telling me I look terrible.

[ because he does ]

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You do look homeless, sir.

[ a beat ]

No offense.

[slobjection]

I get that a lot.

[ he's laughing so not offended at all ]

I think I just need a fashion guide.

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I can't say I am overly qualified for it ... [ she wears a maid outfit 99% of the time, ] But I suppose I could help.

[slobjection]

[ what does she wear 1% of the time ]

If you're up for a fun little side project.

[ challenge: try to make phoenix wright look respectable ]

[cluedin]

[ the outfit she wears on mini-events keep up sipp ]

I do not know about fun, but it will certainly be a project, sir.

[slobjection]

[ that's more than 1% ]

Maybe it'll distract you from all the property damage.

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I doubt anything could distract me from that, sir.

[slobjection]

I'll try my hardest to be distracting.

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[ hm ]

I would rather you didn't.

[slobjection]

No? I just wanted to give you a break.

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Your idea of distraction is not much of a break, sir.

[slobjection]

What would be a break, then?

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So long as guests are around, it would be unthinkable of me to take a break.