GUEST SERVICES - PHOENIX

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Free time, sir?

[ what the fuck ]

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No downtime, then?

[ yikes ]

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I suppose it is less busy when there are no guests, sir.

[


does that count ]

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[ no ]

Does that happen often?

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Of course. These events take some time to plan, not to mention the Master has to come up with the guest list.

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I'm curious about their rationale for choosing their guests....

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I have long given up on finding rhyme or reason behind it, sir.

[ it is.....exhausting ..... ]

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Do you ever get any creative input in anything they do...?

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No, sir. Nor would I want any. It is the Master's house.

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A girl after my own heart.

[ he wouldn't want to have to make an effort in someone else's house, either. ]

Doesn't it get a little tiring not to have any downtime?

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Perhaps. But of the things that tire me, the lack of breaks is rather low on the list, sir.

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What's high on the list?

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[ IMMEDIATELY: ]

Pumpkin.

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[ laughs! ]

That's sisters for you.

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Yes, I suppose it is to be expected of siblings. [ she tilts her head ] Have you any, sir?

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You could say that.

[ what the fuck is a straight answer ]

She tires me out, too.

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[ they don't know her ]

I see. I'd hoped it was a only a trait of Pumpkin's.

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[ i forgot i had this icon ]

Might be more universal than you think.

How's Peach on the tiring scale?

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It ... varies.

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At least she's enthusiastic about her job.

[ he thinks it's endearing.... ]

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Yes. Peach has enthusiasm in... spades, I believe is the saying. Though she prefers cooking to butlering.

[ what the fuck does a Butler even do ]

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What does butlering entail....? Sassy commentary?

[ draw a bath ]

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Being in charge of the staff.

[ @ peach make! pumpkin! do! her! work! ]

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I guess she's what you would call a "fun" boss...... since you two seem to be pretty independent.

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I would not call her a boss at all.