What about if it's your own fight? Can you bet on yourself? [That's a great question. Also she'll excuse your lack of table manners because demons aren't humans.]
Devildom's like a whole town then. [Tell her more.] Did Lord Diavolo make it less haunted and cursed?
Well, duh. Of course I'd bet on myself. You can totally do that.
[Is it illegal? ABSOLUTELY.]
Uh, why would we make it less haunted and cursed? I mean, I guess he got rid of most of the human stuff that would be in the way, but its perfectly fine the way it is.
[Listen they're about as smart as teenagers what do you want from them. Peach just watches Mammon react and doesn't seem all too bothered by it.]
Is it really that big of a deal? [She asks the Avatar of Greed...] We really don't mind most of the time. ["Most of the time" because /gestures to her sisters.]
[don't mind him he's kind of mentally screaming over here]
Go to your stupid boss and just. Shake him. Stab him. Hold him over a fire and make him boil until he cries bloody murder. I don't care. And then tell him to give you what you deserve! Which is money and gold and whatever you use to pay for stuff! Jewels! Whatever!! Dammit!
[mammon really saying Eat The Rich except its because he supports everyone being rich?? somehow works.]
[What are morals? The guy wanted to torture murder suspects in a murder mystery, he is a DEMON and LOVING IT]
What do you MEAN- [SHE?? DOESN'T HAVE A NEED??????????] Do you even hear yourself right now? You TOTALLY need that stuff! Imagine all the cool things you could buy!
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Devildom's like a whole town then. [Tell her more.] Did Lord Diavolo make it less haunted and cursed?
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[Is it illegal? ABSOLUTELY.]
Uh, why would we make it less haunted and cursed? I mean, I guess he got rid of most of the human stuff that would be in the way, but its perfectly fine the way it is.
[it's the Aesthetic]
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[Don't teach her these bad habits, that's rude.]
Some people are scared of haunted things! Demons are allowed to have different tastes, aren't they?
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[No, you're not.]
Oh? You wanna get in on the betting, too? I totally recommend it.
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I don't have anything to bet though! And you guys keep taking our silverware so that doesn't really count...what would you recommend?
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[Don't encourage him.]
[And oh boy. Don't ask him that. He smiles very wide.]
Do you have cash? Or better yet, gold?
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[And Mammon just.]
[Drops his burger to his plate. He is THAT stunned.]
What the CRAP is that? That's not pay? What kind of idiot are you workin' for? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY DOING THIS FOR FREE, YOU FOOL!
[NOBODY DOES ANYTHING FOR FREE, THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!]
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Is it really that big of a deal? [She asks the Avatar of Greed...] We really don't mind most of the time. ["Most of the time" because /gestures to her sisters.]
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[don't mind him he's kind of mentally screaming over here]
Go to your stupid boss and just. Shake him. Stab him. Hold him over a fire and make him boil until he cries bloody murder. I don't care. And then tell him to give you what you deserve! Which is money and gold and whatever you use to pay for stuff! Jewels! Whatever!! Dammit!
[mammon really saying Eat The Rich except its because he supports everyone being rich?? somehow works.]
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Do you usually stab your employers, sir? [Do not.] We don't really have a need for jewels or stuff like that anyway.
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[What are morals? The guy wanted to torture murder suspects in a murder mystery, he is a DEMON and LOVING IT]
What do you MEAN- [SHE?? DOESN'T HAVE A NEED??????????] Do you even hear yourself right now? You TOTALLY need that stuff! Imagine all the cool things you could buy!
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Okay so what's the coolest thing you've ever bought?