mammoney: (dinar)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[He grins. He will Regret this later.]

Anyways, ya gotta tell me what you do! I know of one hell of a butler from back home, but I'm not sure if you have like, the same type of job as him or what.
mammoney: (rupee)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I just felt like it. And its somethin' purple 'cause you're purple! So I thought it fit!

[Ungreedy urges! Nothing like it!]

Well, I guess...do you do anythin' else besides cleaning the house? Like provide people services or what.
mammoney: (krone)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, questions too, huh...

[hmmmmm]

First of all, I guess I have to ask. Is Master Blue a witch?

[Just putting it out right there, huh.]
mammoney: (shekel)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh.

[Hm. HM! He....notably averts his gaze at that.]

Maybe TOO many...
mammoney: (peso)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they're not exactly my favorite kind of people, but...

The point is! Master Blue's gotta have some kind of magic to summon a demon like ME here!
mammoney: (lek)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
...

We do?

[his skull is empty. it is a black hole]
mammoney: (krone)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
...That's really possible? Shit. That's WAY too OP, man.
mammoney: (rial)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I think people are from different worlds? That's crazy! That's like somethin' out of Levi's stupid animes!

[ANIME IS REAL, MAMMON]
mammoney: (krone)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Like ninety nine percent of them are humans, like why would their experiences be the same as mine?
mammoney: (leu)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[the GALL]

Your master summoned me, one of the seven rulers of Devildom, the Avatar of Greed himself, a top-notch high-quality demon, and then you say somethin' like, "are you not human"? Are you SERIOUS?
mammoney: (pound)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...Does your Master Blue know what the hell he's even doin'? Look, its one thing to kidnap a bunch of humans or whatever, but what kind of guy summons a demon for nothing?
mammoney: (krone)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What kinda servant doesn't even know the guests? That's unfair.

[The demon butler he knows would NEVER do something like that!]

And what reason is that? To kill people? I'm not into that stuff!
mammoney: (ouguiya)

[personal profile] mammoney 2020-02-25 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. [Personally? HM.] Are ya sure about that? Because that's literally what the whole rules plaque say! Kill someone every week!