GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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Comments

[mammoney]

Youuuu got it! I'm an expert in emojis! Leave it to me!

[DON'T LET HIM DO THIS]

[sadiskick]

[ Well. Her thought process is Mammon's thought processes are simple, so

it's probably fine?

She hopes he doesn't try to write a letter in fucking emoji. ]

Don't write in emoji.

[mammoney]

[noooOO]

W-why not?

[sadiskick]

It's a terrible idea. It'd bore me back to life.

1/2

[mammoney]

[...]

2/2

[mammoney]

Wait, wouldn't that be a good thing?

1/2

[sadiskick]

[ she

just stares at him for a moment. like wow, i banged this idiot. ]

[sadiskick]

It was an expression. It won't actually happen.

[mammoney]

[She sure had sex with this man.]

...Aw.

[:(]

[getdrekt]

[holy shit

this is literally hell]

[mammoney]

[i mean, he is a demon,]

[getdrekt]

Even you can't be that stupid.

[is he impressed? stunned?]

[sadiskick]

If you're like this after five thousand years, I suppose I can't expect you to ever learn critical thinking.

[mammoney]

Hey, that ain't true! I can do critical thinkin' and stuff!

[sadiskick]

Is that so? Show me.

[getdrekt]

[he looks like he wants to ask

what an emoji is

but he isn't going to. he's just going to keep listening for context cues.]

[mammoney]

[ASK YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[getdrekt]

[...]

Emojis.

[he just says the single word.

that dumbass will probably jump on it.]

[mammoney]

[:)]

You ever use 'em, Aschy?

[getdrekt]

[NICK

NAME!!!!!!!!!]

No.

[DONT RISE TO IT DONT RISE TO IT DONT RISE TO IT DONT RISE TO]

Don't call me that.

[mammoney]

Don't call you what? Tell me, Aschy.

[B)]

[getdrekt]

[ABSOLUTELY NOT]

That.

No emojis. No nicknames.

[mammoney]

Nicknames are fun! What do you have against fun?

[getdrekt]

[...]

Are you telling me that you'd like me to give you a nickname?

[sadiskick]

[ live in ignorance

die in ignorance

so he can continue to prove her right ]