GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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[mammoney]

[He stares at Asch for a moment.]

[And then he lets his hands fall back down to his sides.]

Hey, Asch, look at my hand.

[He's got it in a pose like this.]

[getdrekt]

[he looks at it.

this is definitely something stupid, because mammon told him to do it.

so he drops his hands too

and slugs mammon in the solar plexus instead.]

[mammoney]

Haha, got ya-!

[And down he goes with a loud OOF. Give him a moment, he's just going to lie here after having the wind knocked out of him.]

Ow...you really are like Lucifer...home sweet home, I guess...

[getdrekt]

Then welcome home, you idiot!

[????????????]

[mammoney]

...

[He actually just.]

[Frowns sadly at that.]

[getdrekt]

[????????????

whoops sorry no more time to dwell, actively being killed]

[sadiskick]

[ do you want a knife foot at your head, asch

because that's what you're going to get. ]

[getdrekt]

[that connects!

he goes down like a sack of photo albums.]

[sadiskick]

You both need to stop being idiots. You're just like those two.

[ She gestures at Neku and Joshua. ]

[mammoney]

...

[brb being interrupted being sad by that comparison]

What do they have to do with anything??

[sadiskick]

They're annoying.

[ Ergo, you're annoying. ]

[getdrekt]

You're annoying.

[he's just pointing it out]

[sadiskick]

I'm not causing a commotion when we have a chance to receive some answers.

[ Pointed. Like her legs.

Disregard how she just kicked him in the head and how these answers may or may not be reliable. ]

[getdrekt]

Hah. Who knows how reliable their answers are? They're just ghosts of participants, like us!

[he says it as he gets up, dusting himself off.

but he doesn't say anything about the kick?]

[sadiskick]

Anything we can glean from their experiences is better than nothing. If there are any patterns or trends, then it counts for something.

[ Well, if he doesn't want to comment on her violence, she's not going to bring it up since she thinks she's in the right. ]

[getdrekt]

[violence is often the answer]

With a grain of salt.

I'm not taking anything they say as law.

[...]

Next time, ask, or I'll retaliate. I'm not your precious boyfriend.

[sadiskick]

Who's my precious boyfriend?

[ She's never said anything of the sort. ]

Why do I need to ask when you didn't ask him?

[ Don't be a hypocrite, Asch. ]

[getdrekt]

Shouldn't I be asking you?

["melt can i punch your himbo hunny in the fucking face? ok thanks"]

[sadiskick]

[ what is that dialogue

She looks at Asch like he lost a screw somewhere. ]

Why? He's his own idiot.

[getdrekt]

[that gets an actual bark of a laugh.]

Hah.

As long as you're aware of your own partner's failings.

[mammoney]

[LOOKING SHOCKED OVER HERE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE HEARD OF BEING ANYONE'S BOYFRIEND]

[getdrekt]

[he stares.]

Are you really that dense?

[...]

Hmph. I suppose I've answered my own question.

[mammoney]

Boyfriend...?

[HE'S LIKE. LEGIT CONFUSED]

Sheesh, man, you don't need to insult me for somethin' like that!

[getdrekt]

[???????????????]

Are you two not partners?

[constellates]

[someone has INCREDIBLY SELECTIVE HEARING and totally missed the part of trial where everyone found out mammon and melt banged because she was away on investigation

good stuff]

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